Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Maximus Aurelius3 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, August 8, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Maximus Aurelius3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
-Aurelius3 fires a volley of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Aurelius3 tosses Slammer with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Aurelius3 backs up Slammer with a flurry of nasty blows to the head. Slammer doesn't notice.
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-Slammer tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Aurelius3 attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Aurelius3 throws a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Aurelius3 throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Slammer ducks.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 10-9
Aurelius3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
-Aurelius3 lunges with a left hook to the chin, but fails to score.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but Slammer steps aside.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 throws a right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 20-18
Aurelius3 looks exhausted.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer probes with a right right to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Aurelius3 throws a volley of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Aurelius3 tries to land a hook to the nose, but Slammer steps aside.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 probes with a left roundhouse to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Aurelius3 fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Aurelius3 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 3 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 9 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 30-27
Aurelius3 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 throws a volley of shots to the jaw, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer pokes Aurelius3 with a uppercut to the ribs. Slammer smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Aurelius3 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Aurelius3 can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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