Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, August 4, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Strawizzle 2 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
+Boom I hits Strawizzle 2 with a barrage of furious punches to the chin! Strawizzle 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Boom I tattoos Strawizzle 2 with an elbow! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Boom I clocks Strawizzle 2 with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
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+Boom I connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Strawizzle 2 attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Strawizzle 2 doesn't seem bothered.
Boom I lands a quick right smash to the jaw and Strawizzle 2 hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Strawizzle 2 looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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