Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Rosion defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, July 23, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Rosion!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Rosion covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 drills Rosion with a volley of combinations to the temple.
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+Rosion strikes with a flurry of wild blows to the face. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 5 tries a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Rosion ducks.
+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a volley of hard punches to the mouth. Rosion hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 5 belts Rosion with an elbow! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Dorkness 5 tries a volley of combinations to the chin, but Rosion hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of mean blows to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Rosion landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Rosion doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Rosion covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 paws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Rosion deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 5 suprises Rosion with a pair of combinations to the chest. Rosion covers up.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Rosion takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rosion landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 7 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18
Rosion doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Rosion covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Rosion slams Dorkness 5 with a barrage of blows to the eye. Dorkness 5 laughs! Rosion is hammering relentlessly! Dorkness 5's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Rosion wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Rosion doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Rosion wins by a technical knockout!
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