Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, July 16, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 belts Siri with a series of blows to the ribs. Siri shakes his head to clear it.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but Siri deftly avoits it.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Siri tags Dorkness 4 with a volley of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 slams Siri with a barrage of shots to the chest. Siri sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 4 lands a lightning left smash to the jaw and Siri is knocked off his feet!!
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Siri struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 4 tries a series of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Siri with a series of powerful blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-8
Siri grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Siri ties him up.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Siri with a volley of commanding shots to the chest.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-17
Siri is slowing down.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of stiff blows to the ribs. Siri quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a straight right to the ribs, but Siri leaps aside.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-26
Siri looks exhausted.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Siri leaps aside.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Siri tosses a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner. Siri smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Dorkness 4 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri collapses limply onto his stool.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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