Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, July 11, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer tries to land a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Never beats a hasty retreat.
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+Never fires a flurry of shots to the stomach.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never paws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 12 of 23 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Never attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
-Never probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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+Never smashes Slammer with a series of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Never punches Slammer with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 11 of 25 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Never is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Never attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Slammer ducks.
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-Never tries a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never charges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never belts Slammer with a flurry of heavy shots to the chest. Slammer ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 3 of 7 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 7 of 24 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Never probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slammer attacks with a pair of punches to the nose! Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Never begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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