Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Nicky "The Beast" Brown defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, July 2, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Nicky "The Beast" Brown!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
The Beast covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 4 tries a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a flurry of shots to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys The Beast with a hook to the chest.
+Dorkness 4 tags The Beast with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. The Beast seems wobbly!
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+The Beast jolts Dorkness 4 with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nicky "The Beast" Brown landed 6 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
The Beast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
The Beast covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a right to the chest.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+The Beast hits with a flurry of wild blows to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nicky "The Beast" Brown landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
The Beast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
The Beast covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Beast hammers Dorkness 4 with a pair of blows to the chin.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 tries a volley of blows to the stomach, but The Beast backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but The Beast ducks.
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+Dorkness 4 belts The Beast with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nicky "The Beast" Brown landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 7 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
The Beast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
The Beast covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+The Beast fires a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat. The Beast strikes at will! Dorkness 4 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Nicky "The Beast" Brown wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Beast grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Nicky "The Beast" Brown wins by a technical knockout!
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