Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Maximus Aurelius3 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, June 27, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Maximus Aurelius3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Aurelius3 attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Slammer covers himself well.
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+Aurelius3 fires a series of punches to the face!! Slammer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Aurelius3 lunges with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Aurelius3 hits Slammer with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 lunges with a pair of right shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Slammer throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 7 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 10-9
Aurelius3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 attacks with a left right to the nose, but Slammer covers himself well.
-Aurelius3 lunges with a right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Aurelius3 tosses a pair of nasty blows to the nose!
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-Slammer throws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Aurelius3 backs out of it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 charges with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 5 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 7 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 20-18
Aurelius3 looks exhausted.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer launches a series of blows to the jaw, but Aurelius3 ducks just in time.
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-Aurelius3 probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 attacks with a series of right blows to the face, but Slammer covers himself well.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 paws a pair of right blows to the face, but goes wide.
-Aurelius3 throws a pair of shots to the nose, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 throws a barrage of shots to the face, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 3 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 30-27
Aurelius3 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Aurelius3 charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer hits with a flurry of glancing blows to the temple. Slammer is raining blows! Aurelius3's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Aurelius3 can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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