Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) "Silvia Juaneda" defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, June 25, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is "Silvia Juaneda"!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Silvia Juaneda backpedals and jabs.
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+Silvia Juaneda backs up Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the head. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 5 throws a volley of off balance punches to the chin. Silvia Juaneda covers up.
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+Silvia Juaneda jolts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the face.
Silvia Juaneda lands a crashing right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 5's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Silvia Juaneda with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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+Silvia Juaneda lands a pair of off balance combinations to the eye! Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
+Silvia Juaneda jolts Dorkness 5 with a nasty right to the head. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
Silvia Juaneda lands a crashing left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5 is knocked out of the ring!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 clocks Silvia Juaneda with a volley of heavy combinations to the head. Silvia Juaneda laughs!
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+Dorkness 5 lands a series of light punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a right jab to the jaw, but Silvia Juaneda backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Silvia Juaneda with a volley of nice combinations to the mouth. Silvia Juaneda asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 30 punches, and "Silvia Juaneda" landed 13 of 15 punches.
"Silvia Juaneda" won the round 10-7
"Silvia Juaneda" is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
Silvia Juaneda doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Silvia Juaneda lures his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
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+Silvia Juaneda slams Dorkness 5 with a pair of commanding combinations to the solar plexus.
Silvia Juaneda lands a well placed smash to the jaw and Dorkness 5 lands flat on his back!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Silvia Juaneda lands a barrage of off balance shots to the chest. Silvia Juaneda is jabbing and laughing! Dorkness 5's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
"Silvia Juaneda" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Silvia Juaneda doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Silvia Juaneda" 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Silvia Juaneda" 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Silvia Juaneda" 10-7
"Silvia Juaneda" wins by a technical knockout!
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