Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Wild Herd by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, June 18, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Wild Herd!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wild covers up.
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+Wild annoys Dorkness 5 with a pair of off balance blows to the eye. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
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-Wild paws a volley of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of combinations to the face.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a right cross to the face, but Wild stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a flurry of wild combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Wild with a stinging combination to the temple. Wild seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 5 hits with Wild with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 belts Wild with a series of punches to the eye. Wild quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Wild with a volley of furious combinations to the chin.
Dorkness 5 lands a brutal uppercut and Wild's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Wild doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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