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(Featherweight) The Baltimore Bomb defeated Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Wednesday, June 4, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is The Baltimore Bomb!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

The Baltimore Bomb is using the ring. (using the ring)
Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.

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+Walk Like An Egyptian annoys The Baltimore Bomb with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
+Walk Like An Egyptian drills The Baltimore Bomb with a volley of nasty punches to the temple!
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+Walk Like An Egyptian catches The Baltimore Bomb with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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+The Baltimore Bomb attacks with a solid jab to the solar plexus.
-The Baltimore Bomb launches a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian rocks The Baltimore Bomb with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian tags The Baltimore Bomb with a volley of off balance punches to the chin!!
-The Baltimore Bomb paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Walk Like An Egyptian blocks.
+The Baltimore Bomb throws a stinging left to the ribs.
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-The Baltimore Bomb attempts a flurry of right blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-The Baltimore Bomb fires a right sweeping right to the temple, but misses.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
-The Baltimore Bomb launches a cross to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+The Baltimore Bomb annoys Walk Like An Egyptian with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian backs up The Baltimore Bomb with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
+The Baltimore Bomb strikes with a jab to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
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+The Baltimore Bomb solidly lands a volley of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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-The Baltimore Bomb charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Walk Like An Egyptian ducks just in time.
+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a mean cross to the jaw! The Baltimore Bomb falls against the ropes!
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-The Baltimore Bomb probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+The Baltimore Bomb drills Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw!
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+Walk Like An Egyptian whacks The Baltimore Bomb with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+The Baltimore Bomb hammers Walk Like An Egyptian with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Walk Like An Egyptian throws a barrage of quick shots to the stomach.
+Walk Like An Egyptian catches The Baltimore Bomb with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Walk Like An Egyptian wallops The Baltimore Bomb with a volley of light punches to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Baltimore Bomb landed 30 of 74 punches, and Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 54 of 55 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 10-9

The Baltimore Bomb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Walk Like An Egyptian collapses limply onto his stool.

ROUND 2

The Baltimore Bomb is using the ring. (using the ring)
Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.

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-Walk Like An Egyptian attempts a flurry of right blows to the face, but misses completely.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian smacks The Baltimore Bomb with a volley of hard punches to the face.
-The Baltimore Bomb lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+The Baltimore Bomb grazes Walk Like An Egyptian with a jab to the face.
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-The Baltimore Bomb tries a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Walk Like An Egyptian lashes out with a series of right shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+The Baltimore Bomb connects with a solid left to the jaw.
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+The Baltimore Bomb tattoos Walk Like An Egyptian with a volley of punches to the face.
+The Baltimore Bomb hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian attacks with a series of blows to the chin, but The Baltimore Bomb takes it in the forearms.
+The Baltimore Bomb catches Walk Like An Egyptian with a solid left to the jaw. The Baltimore Bomb is raining blows! Walk Like An Egyptian is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
The Baltimore Bomb wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Baltimore Bomb is slowing down.

Walk Like An Egyptian can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9

Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9

The Baltimore Bomb wins by a technical knockout!