Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) *(** defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 2, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is *(**!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
*(** clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+*(** connects with a volley of blows to the temple.
*(** lands a resounding punch in the nose and Dorkness 2 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
*(** tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+*(** annoys Dorkness 2 with a barrage of wild shots to the head.
*(** lands a ferocious right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 is flattened!!
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He's Out!
*(** wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
*(** can't remember which corner is his.
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye.
*(** wins by a knockout!
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