Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Mad Cow Flatulence defeated Martin Melin by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Friday, June 09, 2000In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 287 pounds (130 kilograms) is Martin Melin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 230 pounds (104 kilograms) is Mad Cow Flatulence!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence fights inside. (inside)
+Melin wallops Flatulence with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Flatulence grazes Melin with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Melin pokes Flatulence with a volley of heavy shots to the temple.
+Melin grazes Flatulence with a flurry of loud feints to the eye.
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+Melin lands a pair of nice shots to the head.
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+Melin punches Flatulence with a series of heavy feints to the chest. Flatulence sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Flatulence paws a volley of left combinations to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Melin pops Flatulence with a barrage of vicious shots to the face.
-Flatulence charges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Melin takes charge with a volley of feints to the jaw.
+Melin hurts Flatulence with a series of feints to the mouth.
+Melin punches Flatulence with a barrage of strong feints to the jaw!
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+Flatulence attacks with a barrage of light shots to the ribs!! Melin is hurt!
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+Melin lashes out with a glancing feint and then an uppercut to the chin! Flatulence covers up.
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+Flatulence jars Melin with a flurry of furious blows to the chest.
+Melin connects with a flurry of wild feints to the nose.
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+Melin attacks with a flurry of quick blows to the jaw.
+Melin jars Flatulence with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap feints to the mouth.
+Melin drills Flatulence with a series of heavy shots to the face.
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+Melin wallops Flatulence with a wild combination to the nose.
+Melin fires a pair of light feints to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 71 of 71 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 21 of 32 punches.
Martin Melin won the round 10-9
Martin Melin is winning the fight 10-9
Melin doesn't even want to rest!
Flatulence doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence fights inside. (inside)
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+Flatulence smashes Melin with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+Melin pops Flatulence with a volley of furious blows to the mouth.
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+Melin tosses a pair of feints to the head.
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+Melin pokes Flatulence with a series of feints to the mouth.
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+Melin nails Flatulence with a series of quick feints to the jaw! Flatulence covers up.
+Melin solidly lands a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
-Flatulence tries to land a series of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Melin hits Flatulence with a pair of stinging feints to the jaw.
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+Flatulence hits Melin with a flurry of hard blows to the ribs. Melin seems wobbly!
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+Melin rocks Flatulence with a volley of blows to the chin.
+Melin grazes Flatulence with a barrage of feints to the nose!
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+Melin lands a off balance left to the nose.
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+Melin whacks Flatulence with a pair of feints to the head.
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+Melin connects with a volley of vicious feints to the face!
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+Flatulence lashes out with a right to the chest. Melin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Melin connects with a nice feint and then a hook to the head.
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+Melin attacks with a series of heavy blows to the face!!
+Melin stuns Flatulence with a barrage of blows to the nose.
-Flatulence throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Melin tattoos Flatulence with a pair of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Flatulence takes charge with a flurry of hard feints to the stomach!
+Melin lashes out with a flurry of shots to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 69 of 70 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 18 of 31 punches.
Martin Melin won the round 10-9
Martin Melin is winning the fight 20-18
Melin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Melin is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Flatulence clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Flatulence throws a flurry of combinations to the face, but Melin stays away from it.
+Flatulence throws a volley of blows to the head.
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Flatulence throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Melin slips it and strikes back with a series of mean shots to the jaw. Flatulence laughs!
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+Flatulence nails Melin with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Flatulence annoys Melin with a pair of nice shots to the face.
-Flatulence attempts a right to the temple, but he's too slow.
Flatulence tries a flurry of shots to the eye, but Melin knocks it away and hits first with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
-Flatulence tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Melin ducks.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence hits with a series of off balance combinations to the chin.
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Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence clocks Melin with a series of punches to the chin.
+Melin tattoos Flatulence with a barrage of stinging combinations to the jaw.
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+Melin hammers Flatulence with a series of vicious shots to the nose. Flatulence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Flatulence tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Melin takes it on the gloves and counters with a volley of combinations to the face!
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Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence hits with a volley of hard blows to the nose.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence takes charge with a pair of nasty blows to the temple.
+Flatulence whacks Melin with a barrage of painful blows to the eye!!
+Flatulence fires a barrage of light combinations to the mouth.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Flatulence paws a straight right to the eye, but Melin ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 12 of 24 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 57 of 70 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Martin Melin is winning the fight 29-28
Melin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Melin thumps Flatulence with a series of light feints to the head.
+Flatulence hits with a pair of hard blows to the mouth.
-Melin throws a pair of right shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Melin hits with a pair of feints to the eye.
-Melin tries to land a volley of combinations to the eye, but Flatulence narrowly avoids it
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence smacks Melin with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!!
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+Melin takes charge with a powerful feint and then a jab to the ribs.
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+Flatulence tosses a flurry of blows to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade feints to the mouth.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence takes charge with a pair of quick blows to the mouth.
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+Flatulence clocks Melin with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Flatulence jolts Melin with a volley of feints to the head.
+Melin belts Flatulence with a flurry of combinations to the chest. Flatulence ignores it.
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+Melin scores with a pair of feints to the head.
+Flatulence hits with a flurry of shots to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the jaw.
+Melin backs up Flatulence with a flurry of hard combinations to the chin.
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+Flatulence suprises Melin with a series of feints to the solar plexus.
-Flatulence tries to land a barrage of left feints to the head, but Melin ducks.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence tosses a straight right to the jaw.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence pummels Melin with a nasty uppercut to the eye. Melin doesn't seem bothered.
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Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Melin tags Flatulence with a volley of quick shots to the ribs. Flatulence shakes his head to clear it.
+Flatulence throws a uppercut to the temple.
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+Melin stuns Flatulence with a series of wild shots to the nose.
+Melin rocks Flatulence with a volley of stiff combinations to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 51 of 72 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 52 of 80 punches.
Martin Melin won the round 10-9
Martin Melin is winning the fight 39-37
Melin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Melin hits with a pair of feints to the eye.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Melin drills Flatulence with a volley of feints to the temple!!
+Flatulence hits Melin with a flurry of quick shots to the mouth.
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+Melin pummels Flatulence with a pair of light feints to the temple.
+Flatulence annoys Melin with a flurry of strong blows to the ribs.
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+Melin punches Flatulence with a pair of hard feints to the stomach.
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+Flatulence pops Melin with a roundhouse to the mouth.
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-Flatulence launches a series of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Flatulence lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Melin quickly backs away.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Melin tries to land a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Flatulence steps aside and laughs.
-Melin probes with a pair of left blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Melin hits with a quick sweeping right to the ribs.
+Melin clocks Flatulence with a barrage of shots to the head!
+Flatulence rocks Melin with a pair of combinations to the temple. Melin gets mad!
+Flatulence pops Melin with a powerful uppercut to the jaw.
+Melin nails Flatulence with a barrage of commanding shots to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
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Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Melin slams Flatulence with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
-Flatulence attacks with a volley of left punches to the face, but falls short.
+Flatulence jars Melin with a series of loud shots to the eye. Melin backpedals to his own corner.
+Flatulence hits with a volley of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Flatulence fires a barrage of furious punches to the face.
+Flatulence throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
-Melin paws a barrage of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Melin backs up Flatulence with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap feints to the chin.
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+Flatulence pounds Melin with a volley of heavy blows to the face.
-Flatulence probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Flatulence pounds Melin with a volley of punches to the stomach. Melin falls against the ropes!
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 42 of 65 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 51 of 72 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Martin Melin is winning the fight 48-47
Melin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
+Melin attacks with a flurry of shots to the face! Flatulence beats a hasty retreat.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Melin nails Flatulence with a series of stiff feints to the chest. Flatulence retreats to the far corner.
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+Melin hits Flatulence with a barrage of furious feints to the stomach! Flatulence asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Flatulence hits with a pair of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Flatulence punches Melin with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Melin attacks with a barrage of stinging combinations to the mouth.
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+Flatulence tags Melin with a pair of blows to the jaw.
-Flatulence lunges with a pair of right shots to the head, but Melin leaps aside.
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+Melin hits with a volley of heavy feints to the jaw.
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-Flatulence paws a flurry of left feints to the temple, but only hits air.
-Flatulence throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Melin ties him up.
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-Flatulence attacks with a right cross to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Flatulence attacks with a barrage of shots to the head, but Melin steps aside.
+Flatulence pokes Melin with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus.
+Flatulence stuns Melin with a barrage of glancing shots to the mouth!! Melin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Melin rocks Flatulence with a series of mean feints to the temple.
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+Melin punches Flatulence with a barrage of combinations to the head.
+Flatulence catches Melin with a pair of powerful shots to the ribs.
+Melin punches Flatulence with a solid counter-punch to the nose.
+Melin hits with a shot to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Melin hits with a pair of quick blows to the eye.
+Melin connects with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Flatulence clocks Melin with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
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+Flatulence fires a flurry of off balance combinations to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
-Flatulence fires a volley of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
+Melin annoys Flatulence with a series of hard shots to the mouth.
+Melin suprises Flatulence with a barrage of shots to the nose. Flatulence quickly recovers.
+Melin tattoos Flatulence with a barrage of painful feints to the face.
+Melin pokes Flatulence with a barrage of loud feints to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 72 of 72 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 79 of 106 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Melin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
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+Flatulence tattoos Melin with a mean uppercut to the nose.
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+Flatulence hits with a flurry of wild shots to the ribs. Melin is hurt!
+Melin punches Flatulence with a pair of nasty feints to the solar plexus.
-Flatulence tries to land a right right to the nose, but Melin ducks.
-Flatulence launches a volley of left blows to the face, but Melin escapes.
+Melin jolts Flatulence with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Flatulence smashes Melin with a barrage of mean blows to the solar plexus.
+Melin suprises Flatulence with a pair of feints to the jaw.
+Flatulence jars Melin with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Melin takes charge with a volley of furious feints to the chest. Flatulence grimaces in pain.
+Flatulence tattoos Melin with a pair of nasty blows to the face.
+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
+Flatulence staggers Melin with a pair of powerful blows to the chin. Melin backpedals to his own corner.
+Melin pops Flatulence with a barrage of glancing combinations to the chin. Flatulence beats a hasty retreat.
+Flatulence belts Melin with a series of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange feints to the head.
+Flatulence rocks Melin with a quick hook to the temple.
+Melin takes charge with a series of painful shots to the head. Flatulence hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Melin tags Flatulence with a flurry of loud shots to the face.
+Flatulence throws a barrage of commanding combinations to the temple.
+Melin grazes Flatulence with a series of shots to the chin.
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-Flatulence tries a volley of right blows to the head, but he's too slow.
+Flatulence catches Melin with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Flatulence catches Melin with a pair of punches to the face.
+Flatulence hits Melin with a series of punches to the chest.
+Melin rocks Flatulence with a cross to the head. Flatulence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Melin solidly lands a pair of feints to the stomach.
+Flatulence belts Melin with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Melin grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters swap feints to the jaw.
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+Flatulence lands a right to the chin.
+Flatulence jars Melin with a barrage of light shots to the mouth. Melin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Flatulence paws a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Melin beats a hasty retreat.
+Flatulence jars Melin with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs. Melin gets mad!
+Melin smashes Flatulence with a series of mean feints to the temple.
+Melin throws a series of loud combinations to the mouth.
+Flatulence slams Melin with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Flatulence charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Melin covers himself well.
+Flatulence drills Melin with a barrage of light punches to the nose!
+Flatulence hits Melin with a pair of quick shots to the mouth!
+Melin connects with a series of wild feints to the temple!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 67 of 69 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 86 of 110 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 67-66
Melin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
+Melin hits Flatulence with a volley of strong feints to the face. Flatulence grimaces in pain.
+Flatulence pops Melin with a furious hook to the eye.
-Flatulence attempts a pair of combinations to the face, but Melin ties him up.
+Flatulence grazes Melin with a volley of blows to the face. Melin ignores it.
+ The fighters swap feints to the eye.
+Flatulence wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance shots to the nose.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence shakes Melin with a barrage of light feints to the solar plexus. Melin grimaces in pain.
-Flatulence lunges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Melin leaps aside.
+Flatulence fires a volley of stinging feints to the stomach!
+Flatulence attacks with a barrage of stiff shots to the face. Melin doesn't notice.
-Flatulence probes with a series of blows to the jaw, but Melin hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters trade feints to the eye.
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+Flatulence attacks with a pair of punches to the head! Melin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Flatulence attacks with a series of left punches to the nose, but Melin takes it in the forearms.
+Flatulence pummels Melin with a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
+Flatulence fires a vicious uppercut to the jaw.
-Flatulence attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Melin ducks.
+Melin hits Flatulence with a mean shot to the mouth.
+Flatulence connects with a wild cross to the mouth!
+Melin stuns Flatulence with a series of shots to the eye! Flatulence ignores it.
+Melin lands a volley of feints to the ribs.
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+Melin tags Flatulence with a barrage of feints to the chin!
+Melin rocks Flatulence with a pair of light feints to the jaw.
+Melin tosses a series of loud shots to the nose.
+Melin hits Flatulence with a volley of painful shots to the jaw.
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-Flatulence probes with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Melin backs out of it.
+Melin clocks Flatulence with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
+Melin hits with a nasty feint and then a cross to the mouth.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence staggers Melin with a strong hook to the temple.
-Flatulence attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Melin grazes Flatulence with a pair of powerful feints to the face.
+Flatulence hammers Melin with a volley of punches to the temple. Melin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Flatulence attacks with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
+Flatulence hits with a volley of commanding blows to the chest.
+Melin hits Flatulence with a series of punches to the ribs. Flatulence falls against the ropes!
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-Flatulence launches a volley of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Flatulence probes with a series of left feints to the temple, but fails to score.
+Melin slams Flatulence with a barrage of painful combinations to the chin. Flatulence beats a hasty retreat.
+Flatulence strikes with a series of powerful blows to the chest.
+Flatulence wallops Melin with a volley of heavy feints to the head.
+Melin pounds Flatulence with a combination to the chest. Flatulence sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 69 of 75 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 71 of 110 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 77-75
Melin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Flatulence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Melin fires a pair of commanding feints to the mouth. Flatulence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Melin backs up Flatulence with a solid feint and then a cross to the stomach.
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+Melin pummels Flatulence with a barrage of quick combinations to the eye!!
+Flatulence smashes Melin with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Melin jars Flatulence with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Flatulence is hurt!
-Flatulence attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Melin hits Flatulence with a jab to the head.
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+Melin lands a barrage of feints to the eye!
+Melin takes charge with a counter-punch to the temple.
+Melin connects with a series of glancing feints to the chin.
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-Melin fires a pair of right feints to the face, but Flatulence deftly avoits it.
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+Melin tosses a volley of feints to the face. Flatulence laughs!
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-Melin probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Melin lashes out with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Flatulence steps aside and laughs.
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-Melin tries a jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Melin catches Flatulence with a barrage of feints to the temple.
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+Melin nails Flatulence with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 51 of 71 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 10 of 15 punches.
Martin Melin won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 86-85
Melin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Melin strikes with a volley of quick feints to the nose.
+Flatulence grazes Melin with a counter-punch to the jaw.
+Flatulence lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Flatulence tattoos Melin with a pair of hard punches to the face. Melin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Melin wakes up the fans with a volley of off balance combinations to the head.
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+Flatulence rocks Melin with a volley of shots to the eye.
-Flatulence paws a series of combinations to the eye, but Melin beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters swap feints to the mouth.
+Melin strikes with a barrage of vicious feints to the chin.
+Flatulence backs up Melin with a volley of quick punches to the face.
+Flatulence smashes Melin with a barrage of light shots to the ribs!
+Flatulence fires a series of vicious shots to the temple.
+Flatulence hits with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.
+Flatulence scores with a volley of glancing blows to the face.
+Melin wakes up the fans with a nasty feint and then a cross to the chin.
+Melin staggers Flatulence with a flurry of mean shots to the chin. Flatulence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Flatulence clocks Melin with a pair of blows to the face! Melin backpedals to his own corner.
+Melin nails Flatulence with a series of stinging feints to the nose.
+Melin lands a series of feints to the stomach. Flatulence ignores it.
+Flatulence solidly lands a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw. Melin ignores it.
+Melin slams Flatulence with a pair of solid shots to the temple.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Flatulence lunges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but falls short.
+Melin rocks Flatulence with a feint and then a hook to the face. Flatulence backpedals to his own corner.
+Flatulence wakes up the fans with a cross to the head.
+Melin lands a series of combinations to the stomach.
+Melin stuns Flatulence with a series of combinations to the eye.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence takes charge with a volley of glancing blows to the head.
+Flatulence lands a volley of light punches to the eye. Melin retreats to the far corner.
+Melin nails Flatulence with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Melin catches Flatulence with a volley of quick feints to the eye.
+ The fighters swap feints to the face.
+Melin slams Flatulence with a series of off balance shots to the head!!
-Flatulence paws a right uppercut to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Flatulence throws a series of left combinations to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Flatulence drills Melin with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
+Flatulence solidly lands a flurry of painful blows to the temple.
-Flatulence attempts a series of blows to the chin, but Melin takes it in the forearms.
+Melin hits with a flurry of nasty combinations to the nose.
+Melin attacks with a flurry of combinations to the chin. Flatulence asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Flatulence lashes out with a pair of feints to the chin, but to no avail.
+Melin lands a flurry of glancing feints to the chin.
+Flatulence suprises Melin with a flurry of punches to the eye. Melin is hurt!
+Flatulence tosses a flurry of furious shots to the mouth.
+Flatulence connects with a hard hook to the face!!
+Melin backs up Flatulence with a flurry of quick feints to the eye.
+Melin lands a volley of stiff shots to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 69 of 69 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 75 of 118 punches.
Martin Melin won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Melin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Flatulence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Melin throws a volley of feints to the face, but Flatulence hides behind his gloves.
+Melin drills Flatulence with a painful combination to the stomach.
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+Flatulence shakes Melin with a pair of light feints to the temple.
+Melin hits Flatulence with a pair of light shots to the chin.
+Melin pounds Flatulence with a shot to the ribs.
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-Melin throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Flatulence steps aside and laughs.
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+Flatulence annoys Melin with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Melin connects with a volley of loud feints to the mouth.
+Melin attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Melin hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Melin smashes Flatulence with a flurry of hard combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Melin tags Flatulence with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus!
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-Melin fires a series of feints to the ribs, but Flatulence leaps aside.
-Melin charges with a combination to the chin, but Flatulence steps aside.
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+Melin connects with a pair of loud feints to the head.
-Flatulence throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Melin ducks just in time.
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-Melin paws a barrage of right feints to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 38 of 66 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 10 of 17 punches.
Martin Melin won the round 10-9
Martin Melin is winning the fight 105-104
Melin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Melin feints and fakes. (feinting)
Flatulence flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
+Flatulence rocks Melin with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Flatulence fires a hard jab to the face.
-Flatulence fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Flatulence thumps Melin with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Flatulence attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Flatulence lands a series of heavy blows to the face. Melin backpedals to his own corner.
+Flatulence wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the head!
+Flatulence hits Melin with a volley of blows to the temple.
+Melin smacks Flatulence with a pair of nice feints to the solar plexus.
+Melin belts Flatulence with a volley of hard shots to the chin. Flatulence gets mad!
+Flatulence staggers Melin with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
+Flatulence tattoos Melin with a pair of mean shots to the jaw.
+Flatulence tags Melin with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Melin hits with a barrage of combinations to the head.
+Flatulence shakes Melin with a volley of punches to the head.
+Flatulence thumps Melin with a barrage of nasty shots to the chest.
+ The fighters trade feints to the mouth.
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+Melin grazes Flatulence with a series of furious shots to the jaw!!
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+Flatulence whacks Melin with a series of shots to the mouth. Melin beats a hasty retreat.
+Flatulence punches Melin with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Flatulence attempts a right left to the eye, but Melin covers himself well.
+Flatulence wallops Melin with a wild right to the temple.
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+Flatulence hits with a barrage of nice shots to the eye. Melin shakes his head to clear it.
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-Flatulence charges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Melin beats a hasty retreat.
+Melin thumps Flatulence with a light uppercut to the temple.
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-Flatulence paws a right feint and then an uppercut to the mouth, but fails to score.
Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Flatulence lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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Melin tries to attack, but Flatulence hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Melin connects with a quick feint and then a cross to the head.
+Flatulence tosses a volley of shots to the eye.
+Flatulence hits with a flurry of feints to the nose.
+Melin connects with a series of nice shots to the face. Flatulence falls against the ropes!
+Flatulence fires a series of vicious shots to the temple. Melin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Melin punches Flatulence with a series of wild feints to the jaw. Flatulence retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Martin Melin landed 46 of 52 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 80 of 110 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Melin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Flatulence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 2: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 6: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 7: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 8: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 9: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 11: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 12: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Total Score: Mad Cow Flatulence 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 2: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 6: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 7: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 8: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 9: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 11: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 12: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Total Score: Mad Cow Flatulence 115-113
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 2: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 5: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 6: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 7: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 8: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 9: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 11: Martin Melin 10-9
Round 12: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Total Score: Mad Cow Flatulence 115-113
Mad Cow Flatulence wins by decision!
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