Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, May 19, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Strawizzle 2 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
+Boom I connects with Strawizzle 2 with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
+Strawizzle 2 lands a quick roundhouse to the stomach. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Strawizzle 2 lands a crashing right punch in the nose and Boom I's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
Boom I lands a vicious punch in the nose and Strawizzle 2 drops like a stone!!
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Strawizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Strawizzle 2 pounds Boom I with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus. Boom I laughs!
Strawizzle 2 lands a resounding right punch in the nose and Boom I is knocked down!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Strawizzle 2 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Boom I lands a crashing right cross to the jaw and Strawizzle 2 hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Strawizzle 2 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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