Public Fight Report

(Strawweight) Paulie Wallbanger defeated BAMF Strawizzle 7 by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, May 19, 2025

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Paulie Wallbanger!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 7!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Wallbanger covers up.
Strawizzle 7 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

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-Strawizzle 7 lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Wallbanger staggers Strawizzle 7 with a pair of stinging shots to the mouth. Strawizzle 7 falls against the ropes!
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+Wallbanger grazes Strawizzle 7 with a flurry of light blows to the eye.
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+Wallbanger thumps Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of punches to the chin! Strawizzle 7 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Wallbanger connects with a vicious straight right to the chin.
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+Wallbanger pummels Strawizzle 7 with a series of blows to the jaw. Strawizzle 7 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Strawizzle 7 lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Wallbanger narrowly avoids it
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+Wallbanger lands a series of blows to the jaw. Strawizzle 7 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Strawizzle 7 charges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Wallbanger ducks.
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-Strawizzle 7 attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Wallbanger covers himself well.
+Strawizzle 7 tags Wallbanger with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs.
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+Wallbanger annoys Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of powerful shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paulie Wallbanger landed 39 of 39 punches, and BAMF Strawizzle 7 landed 6 of 24 punches.

Paulie Wallbanger won the round 10-9

Paulie Wallbanger is winning the fight 10-9

Wallbanger doesn't want to stop fighting!

Strawizzle 7 doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 2

Wallbanger covers up.
Strawizzle 7 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

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+Wallbanger tattoos Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
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+Wallbanger wallops Strawizzle 7 with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
+Wallbanger stuns Strawizzle 7 with a pair of quick punches to the face!
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+Wallbanger attacks with a series of hard punches to the face.
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+Strawizzle 7 annoys Wallbanger with a flurry of shots to the chest!!
+Wallbanger annoys Strawizzle 7 with a volley of heavy blows to the head.
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+Wallbanger shakes Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of shots to the nose.
+Wallbanger catches Strawizzle 7 with a series of shots to the chin! Strawizzle 7 ignores it.
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-Strawizzle 7 paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Wallbanger stays away from it.
-Strawizzle 7 lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Wallbanger stays away from it.
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-Strawizzle 7 tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but Wallbanger ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paulie Wallbanger landed 31 of 31 punches, and BAMF Strawizzle 7 landed 6 of 23 punches.

Paulie Wallbanger won the round 10-9

Paulie Wallbanger is winning the fight 20-18

Wallbanger doesn't even want to rest!

Strawizzle 7 doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 3

Wallbanger covers up.
Strawizzle 7 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

+Wallbanger rocks Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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+Strawizzle 7 attacks with a flurry of hard blows to the stomach.
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-Strawizzle 7 tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Wallbanger ties him up.
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-Strawizzle 7 tries to land a cross to the stomach, but Wallbanger deftly avoits it.
+Wallbanger strikes with a uppercut to the nose. Strawizzle 7 gets mad!
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+Wallbanger pokes Strawizzle 7 with a flurry of mean shots to the temple. Strawizzle 7 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Wallbanger throws a barrage of glancing blows to the mouth!
+Wallbanger hurts Strawizzle 7 with a pair of painful blows to the jaw.
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-Strawizzle 7 charges with a uppercut to the chest, but Wallbanger beats a hasty retreat.
+Wallbanger throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Strawizzle 7 launches a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Wallbanger stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paulie Wallbanger landed 31 of 31 punches, and BAMF Strawizzle 7 landed 5 of 21 punches.

Paulie Wallbanger won the round 10-9

Paulie Wallbanger is winning the fight 30-27

Wallbanger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Strawizzle 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 4

Wallbanger covers up.
Strawizzle 7 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

+Wallbanger hits Strawizzle 7 with a flurry of heavy blows to the eye. Strawizzle 7 ignores it.
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+Wallbanger grazes Strawizzle 7 with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+Wallbanger wallops Strawizzle 7 with a nice hook to the head.
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+Wallbanger connects with a series of glancing blows to the jaw.
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+Wallbanger shakes Strawizzle 7 with a volley of wild punches to the chin. Strawizzle 7 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Strawizzle 7 punches Wallbanger with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach.
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-Strawizzle 7 tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
-Strawizzle 7 paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Wallbanger shakes Strawizzle 7 with a pair of mean blows to the ribs.
-Strawizzle 7 throws a series of blows to the ribs, but Wallbanger beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wallbanger tattoos Strawizzle 7 with a flurry of wild blows to the stomach!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Paulie Wallbanger landed 29 of 29 punches, and BAMF Strawizzle 7 landed 6 of 24 punches.

Paulie Wallbanger won the round 10-9

Paulie Wallbanger is winning the fight 40-36

Wallbanger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Strawizzle 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 5

Wallbanger covers up.
Strawizzle 7 fights inside. (inside)

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-Strawizzle 7 tries a jab to the face, but Wallbanger beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wallbanger fires a volley of furious shots to the eye.
+Wallbanger fires a pair of shots to the temple. Strawizzle 7 falls against the ropes!
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+Strawizzle 7 drills Wallbanger with a pair of wild shots to the mouth.
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-Strawizzle 7 throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Wallbanger ties him up.
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-Strawizzle 7 launches a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Wallbanger steps aside and laughs.
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+Wallbanger thumps Strawizzle 7 with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Wallbanger nails Strawizzle 7 with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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-Strawizzle 7 paws a pair of right shots to the eye, but Wallbanger ducks.
-Strawizzle 7 lashes out with a flurry of blows to the face, but goes wide.
+Wallbanger shakes Strawizzle 7 with a pair of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paulie Wallbanger landed 32 of 32 punches, and BAMF Strawizzle 7 landed 6 of 32 punches.

Paulie Wallbanger won the round 10-9

Paulie Wallbanger is winning the fight 50-45

Wallbanger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Strawizzle 7 is obviously tired.

ROUND 6

Wallbanger covers up.
Strawizzle 7 fights inside. (inside)

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+Strawizzle 7 jolts Wallbanger with a uppercut to the nose.
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-Strawizzle 7 throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Wallbanger tags Strawizzle 7 with a pair of light shots to the face.
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-Strawizzle 7 attempts a pair of right blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Strawizzle 7 charges with a series of right shots to the chin, but Wallbanger quickly backs away.
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-Strawizzle 7 attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Wallbanger takes it in the forearms.
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-Strawizzle 7 lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the face, but Wallbanger quickly backs away.
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+Wallbanger throws a powerful uppercut to the mouth.
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+Wallbanger belts Strawizzle 7 with a strong straight right to the chin. Strawizzle 7 ignores it.
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+Wallbanger lands a sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Wallbanger connects with a barrage of blows to the head. Strawizzle 7 quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paulie Wallbanger landed 29 of 32 punches, and BAMF Strawizzle 7 landed 6 of 32 punches.

Paulie Wallbanger won the round 10-9

Paulie Wallbanger is winning the fight 60-54

Wallbanger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Strawizzle 7 is obviously tired.

ROUND 7

Wallbanger covers up.
Strawizzle 7 fights inside. (inside)

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+Wallbanger backs up Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of nasty blows to the nose.
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+Wallbanger hurts Strawizzle 7 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Strawizzle 7 tries a uppercut to the eye, but Wallbanger deftly avoits it.
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-Strawizzle 7 charges with a pair of right blows to the face, but to no avail.
-Strawizzle 7 attempts a left to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Strawizzle 7 lunges with a uppercut to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Wallbanger punches Strawizzle 7 with a mean hook to the nose.
-Strawizzle 7 throws a sweeping right to the eye, but goes wide.
+Wallbanger belts Strawizzle 7 with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Wallbanger smashes Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Wallbanger slams Strawizzle 7 with a pair of quick shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paulie Wallbanger landed 32 of 33 punches, and BAMF Strawizzle 7 landed 5 of 31 punches.

Paulie Wallbanger won the round 10-9

Paulie Wallbanger is winning the fight 70-63

Wallbanger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Strawizzle 7 is slowing down.

ROUND 8

Wallbanger covers up.
Strawizzle 7 fights inside. (inside)

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-Strawizzle 7 launches a left roundhouse to the jaw, but Wallbanger steps aside.
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+Wallbanger hurts Strawizzle 7 with a pair of off balance punches to the chin!
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+Strawizzle 7 staggers Wallbanger with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Wallbanger pummels Strawizzle 7 with a series of mean shots to the mouth!
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+Wallbanger wallops Strawizzle 7 with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
+Wallbanger throws a nasty jab to the jaw.
-Strawizzle 7 attacks with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Wallbanger narrowly avoids it
-Strawizzle 7 attempts a barrage of left blows to the face, but falls short.
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-Strawizzle 7 throws a volley of right blows to the face, but falls short.
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+Wallbanger pops Strawizzle 7 with a volley of powerful blows to the face.
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-Strawizzle 7 charges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Wallbanger tags Strawizzle 7 with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Strawizzle 7 covers up.
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+Wallbanger lands a pair of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paulie Wallbanger landed 31 of 31 punches, and BAMF Strawizzle 7 landed 5 of 30 punches.

Paulie Wallbanger won the round 10-9

Paulie Wallbanger is winning the fight 80-72

Wallbanger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Strawizzle 7 looks exhausted.

ROUND 9

Wallbanger covers up.
Strawizzle 7 fights inside. (inside)

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-Strawizzle 7 tries a volley of blows to the head, but fails to score.
+Wallbanger attacks with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
Wallbanger lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Strawizzle 7 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Strawizzle 7 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Strawizzle 7 launches a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Wallbanger slams Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Wallbanger punches Strawizzle 7 with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
Wallbanger lands a powerful left haymaker and Strawizzle 7 falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Paulie Wallbanger wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Wallbanger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Strawizzle 7 collapses limply onto his stool.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 2: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 3: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 4: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 5: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 6: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 7: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 8: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 2: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 3: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 4: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 5: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 6: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 7: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 8: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9

Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 2: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 3: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 4: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 5: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 6: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 7: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9
Round 8: Paulie Wallbanger 10-9

Paulie Wallbanger wins by a knockout!