Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) *(** defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, May 5, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is *(**!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
*(** clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+*(** fires a series of shots to the eye.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but *(** hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a series of blows to the stomach! *(** seems wobbly!
Dorkness 2 lands a terrific punch in the nose and *(** goes down!!
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*(** struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+*(** lands a strong hook to the head.
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*(** tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 shakes *(** with a flurry of stiff blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 lands a brutal haymaker and *(** is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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*(** struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+*(** pounds Dorkness 2 with a volley of stiff blows to the head.
*(** lands a powerful left uppercut and Dorkness 2 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+*(** clocks Dorkness 2 with a roundhouse to the face. Dorkness 2 grimaces in pain.
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+*(** hits with a series of punches to the face.
*(** lands a well placed right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 2 lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
*(** wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
*(** can't remember which corner is his.
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.
*(** wins by a knockout!
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