Public Fight Report

(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, May 2, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Slammer attacks with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Never takes it in the forearms.
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-Never lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never throws a right cross to the chest, but Slammer stays away from it.
+Never slams Slammer with a flurry of hard shots to the stomach.
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+Never fires a volley of solid punches to the chest. Slammer backpedals to his own corner.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 13 of 22 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer probes with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Never ties him up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never connects with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus! Slammer laughs!
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-Never launches a flurry of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Never fires a hook to the stomach, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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+Never hurts Slammer with a flurry of hard blows to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 11 of 25 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Never is slowing down.

ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never lands a flurry of strong shots to the stomach.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lashes out with a volley of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Never tries a series of right blows to the stomach, but Slammer stays away from it.
-Never charges with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer covers himself well.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 8 of 23 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Never receives medical attention from his trainer.

ROUND 4

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Never probes with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Never clocks Slammer with a volley of punches to the chest! Slammer falls against the ropes!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries to land a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Slammer backs out of it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slammer connects with a pair of furious blows to the ribs. Slammer smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Never's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Never can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!