Public Fight Report
(Toughman) The Big Machine defeated You eat it by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Saturday, April 19, 2025In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is The Big Machine!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is You eat it!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Machine comes out fighting.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-You Eat It attacks with a hook to the nose, but Machine leaps aside.
-You Eat It tries to land a barrage of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine hits with a pair of nasty shots to the temple.
-You Eat It tries a series of left shots to the face, but Machine backs out of it.
+You Eat It clocks Machine with a barrage of off balance blows to the eye.
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-You Eat It charges with a pair of right shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
+You Eat It throws a pair of furious shots to the chin.
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-You Eat It probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but Machine beats a hasty retreat.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It attacks with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It fires a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
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+You Eat It smashes Machine with a barrage of blows to the temple!
Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Machine jolts You Eat It with a flurry of light shots to the jaw.
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-You Eat It paws a pair of left blows to the head, but falls short.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Big Machine landed 16 of 16 punches, and You eat it landed 17 of 57 punches.
You eat it won the round 10-9
You eat it is winning the fight 10-9
Machine doesn't even want to rest!
You Eat It remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Machine comes out fighting.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-You Eat It throws a volley of right shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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-You Eat It tries to land a series of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine clocks You Eat It with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-You Eat It throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Machine stays away from it.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It tries to land a volley of left shots to the eye, but Machine steps aside.
Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It hammers Machine with a flurry of shots to the eye. Machine ignores it.
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+Machine grazes You Eat It with a flurry of loud shots to the solar plexus!
-You Eat It attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a uppercut to the nose, but Machine escapes.
-You Eat It attacks with a left to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+You Eat It hits with a volley of commanding shots to the eye.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Machine tattoos You Eat It with a flurry of blows to the head!
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Big Machine landed 15 of 16 punches, and You eat it landed 18 of 60 punches.
The Big Machine won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Machine doesn't even want to rest!
You Eat It is obviously tired. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 3
Machine comes out fighting.
You Eat It is brawling. (inside)
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+You Eat It shakes Machine with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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-You Eat It fires a flurry of left blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Machine hammers You Eat It with a series of punches to the ribs!
+Machine jolts You Eat It with a series of loud blows to the chin.
Machine lands a blood spattering haymaker and You Eat It's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
The Big Machine wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Machine grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
You Eat It can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Big Machine 10-9
Round 2: The Big Machine 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Big Machine 10-9
Round 2: The Big Machine 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Big Machine 10-9
Round 2: The Big Machine 10-9
The Big Machine wins by a knockout!
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