Public Fight Report

(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, April 18, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Never throws a series of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Never takes charge with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Never probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!
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-Slammer probes with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 13 of 24 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never throws a barrage of blows to the stomach!!
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-Never lunges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never tries to land a right hook to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 10 of 23 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Never is slowing down.

ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Slammer throws a barrage of right blows to the face, but Never covers himself well.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lunges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lashes out with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never connects with a pair of quick shots to the chest.
-Never fires a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 7 of 26 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Never receives medical attention from his trainer.

ROUND 4

Slammer covers up.
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Never throws a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Slammer ties him up.
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-Never attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Slammer ties him up.
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+Slammer punches Never with a nasty hook to the chin. Never sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Never's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Never can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!