Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) The Baltimore Bomb defeated Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, April 16, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is The Baltimore Bomb!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
The Baltimore Bomb is using the ring. (using the ring)
+The Baltimore Bomb strikes with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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-The Baltimore Bomb attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Walk Like An Egyptian lashes out with a flurry of quick punches to the nose!
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-The Baltimore Bomb paws a pair of punches to the chest, but Walk Like An Egyptian ducks just in time.
+The Baltimore Bomb hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+The Baltimore Bomb hits with a volley of quick punches to the jaw!!
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-The Baltimore Bomb launches a pair of punches to the nose, but Walk Like An Egyptian steps aside and laughs.
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-The Baltimore Bomb attempts a right right to the face, but Walk Like An Egyptian backs out of it.
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+The Baltimore Bomb scores with a barrage of wild shots to the nose.
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+The Baltimore Bomb throws a volley of punches to the mouth. Walk Like An Egyptian hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Walk Like An Egyptian annoys The Baltimore Bomb with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-The Baltimore Bomb fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-The Baltimore Bomb tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Walk Like An Egyptian ties him up.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian hammers The Baltimore Bomb with a series of quick punches to the temple. The Baltimore Bomb doesn't seem bothered.
+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a volley of quick punches to the temple. The Baltimore Bomb seems wobbly!
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+The Baltimore Bomb jars Walk Like An Egyptian with a series of stinging punches to the head.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian solidly lands a pair of punches to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian shakes The Baltimore Bomb with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a series of punches to the stomach.
+Walk Like An Egyptian lashes out with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 52 of 55 punches, and The Baltimore Bomb landed 31 of 73 punches.
Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9
Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 10-9
Walk Like An Egyptian collapses limply onto his stool.
The Baltimore Bomb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
The Baltimore Bomb is using the ring. (using the ring)
+The Baltimore Bomb shakes Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
+The Baltimore Bomb lands a loud roundhouse to the head. The Baltimore Bomb strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Walk Like An Egyptian seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
The Baltimore Bomb wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Walk Like An Egyptian can't remember which corner is his.
The Baltimore Bomb is slowing down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
The Baltimore Bomb wins by a technical knockout!
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