Public Fight Report
(Toughman) The Big Machine defeated You eat it by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Saturday, April 5, 2025In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is The Big Machine!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is You eat it!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Machine comes out fighting.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+You Eat It wakes up the fans with a volley of commanding shots to the head.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Machine slams You Eat It with a barrage of stiff blows to the mouth.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a barrage of blows to the face, but Machine steps aside.
Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It tags Machine with a pair of light blows to the nose.
Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine throws a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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-You Eat It attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-You Eat It attacks with a series of left shots to the eye, but Machine escapes.
+You Eat It smacks Machine with a series of off balance shots to the nose. Machine covers up.
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-You Eat It paws a volley of left shots to the mouth, but misses.
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+You Eat It hurts Machine with a volley of shots to the head. Machine quickly recovers.
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-You Eat It lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Machine quickly backs away.
-You Eat It probes with a flurry of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
-You Eat It attempts a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Machine escapes.
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-You Eat It attacks with a barrage of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Machine hits with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
-You Eat It attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but Machine steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Big Machine landed 15 of 15 punches, and You eat it landed 20 of 56 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Machine doesn't want to stop fighting!
You Eat It remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Machine comes out fighting.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-You Eat It lashes out with a left right to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Machine hits with a barrage of shots to the face!
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It attacks with a barrage of punches to the head. Machine shakes his head to clear it.
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-You Eat It launches a barrage of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It hits with a pair of heavy shots to the nose.
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+You Eat It tags Machine with a roundhouse to the head.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machine backs up You Eat It with a flurry of glancing shots to the head.
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-You Eat It fires a series of blows to the nose, but misses.
+Machine tosses a flurry of off balance blows to the jaw. You Eat It sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-You Eat It throws a volley of blows to the eye, but Machine quickly backs away.
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-You Eat It lunges with a left cross to the head, but to no avail.
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Machine tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It attacks with a flurry of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
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-You Eat It throws a right left to the nose, but Machine narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Big Machine landed 15 of 16 punches, and You eat it landed 17 of 59 punches.
The Big Machine won the round 10-9
The Big Machine is winning the fight 20-19
Machine doesn't even want to rest!
You Eat It grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Machine comes out fighting.
You Eat It is brawling. (inside)
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+Machine lashes out with a volley of solid blows to the head.
Machine lands a decisive haymaker and You Eat It is flattened!!
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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-You Eat It lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but misses.
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-You Eat It attempts a pair of blows to the head, but fails to score.
+You Eat It throws a pair of powerful shots to the head!
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+Machine hammers You Eat It with a heavy sweeping right to the nose.
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+You Eat It jolts Machine with a series of shots to the temple.
You Eat It lands a quick left blow to the head and Machine drops like a stone!!
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Machine struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Machine punches You Eat It with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Machine smacks You Eat It with a series of painful punches to the mouth!
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+Machine hurts You Eat It with a volley of stinging blows to the chin.
Machine lands a resounding haymaker and You Eat It goes down!!
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He's Out!
The Big Machine wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Machine grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
You Eat It can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: The Big Machine 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: You eat it 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: The Big Machine 10-9
The Big Machine wins by a knockout!
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