Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, March 19, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus!!
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but Siri covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Siri with a pair of stinging blows to the stomach!! Siri is hurt!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Siri stays away from it.
+Dorkness 4 backs up Siri with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Siri is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Siri with a volley of vicious shots to the stomach.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Siri steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Siri is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Siri tags Dorkness 4 with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. Siri attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 4 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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