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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Fly Squat by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, March 17, 2025

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Fly Squat!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squat covers up.

+Squat tattoos Straw with a volley of powerful blows to the temple.
+Straw fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Squat attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
Squat lands a powerful right hook and Straw is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw jars Squat with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Squat laughs!
Straw lands a mighty hook and Squat collapses!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw looks exhausted.

Squat can't remember which corner is his.





Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!