Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) *(** defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, March 17, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is *(**!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
*(** clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+*(** wakes up the fans with a series of mean shots to the chin. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
*(** tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but *(** hangs on until the referee separates them.
+*(** hits with a flurry of blows to the eye.
*(** lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Dorkness 2 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 2 rocks *(** with a flurry of shots to the chest!! *(** falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 2 lands a terrific uppercut and *(** lands flat on his back!!
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*(** struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+*(** slams Dorkness 2 with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
*(** lands a slow motion left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 2 lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
*(** wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his.
*(** can't remember which corner is his.
*(** wins by a knockout!
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