Public Fight Report

(Super-Heavyweight) Why tf did I make this Bangz defeated Big Ol Boy by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, March 12, 2025

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 279 pounds (127 kilograms) is Why tf did I make this Bangz!!

In this corner, standing 10 feet and 9 inches (328 centimeters) tall weighing in at 993 pounds (450 kilograms) is Big Ol Boy!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Ol Boy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Big Ol Boy hits with a barrage of painful punches to the face. Bangz retreats to the far corner.
-Bangz fires a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Bangz fires a right jab to the stomach, but Big Ol Boy blocks.
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-Bangz attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Big Ol Boy takes it in the forearms.
-Bangz throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Bangz probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Bangz throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Bangz punches Big Ol Boy with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Ol Boy hits with a pair of wild punches to the head.
Big Ol Boy lands a cruel blow to the temple and Bangz's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Bangz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bangz whacks Big Ol Boy with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Bangz pops Big Ol Boy with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
+Big Ol Boy fires a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Big Ol Boy shakes Bangz with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 11 of 38 punches, and Big Ol Boy landed 15 of 16 punches.

Big Ol Boy won the round 10-8

Big Ol Boy is winning the fight 10-8

Bangz doesn't even want to rest!

Big Ol Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 2

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Ol Boy stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bangz fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Bangz attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Bangz hurts Big Ol Boy with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Big Ol Boy lands a flurry of mean punches to the eye. Bangz retreats to the far corner.
-Bangz paws a right jab to the ribs, but Big Ol Boy backs out of it.
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-Bangz probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Bangz lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Bangz tags Big Ol Boy with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Bangz charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Big Ol Boy hits Bangz with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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+Big Ol Boy smacks Bangz with a stiff jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 10 of 41 punches, and Big Ol Boy landed 15 of 16 punches.

Big Ol Boy won the round 10-9

Big Ol Boy is winning the fight 20-17

Bangz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Ol Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 3

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Ol Boy stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bangz probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Bangz attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Big Ol Boy takes it in the forearms.
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+Bangz smacks Big Ol Boy with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus!! Big Ol Boy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Big Ol Boy tosses a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Big Ol Boy rocks Bangz with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Bangz fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Bangz throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Bangz lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Big Ol Boy ducks.
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-Bangz attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Big Ol Boy fires a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 10 of 44 punches, and Big Ol Boy landed 16 of 16 punches.

Big Ol Boy won the round 10-9

Big Ol Boy is winning the fight 30-26

Bangz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Ol Boy is slowing down.

ROUND 4

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Ol Boy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Bangz fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Big Ol Boy ties him up.
+Bangz smacks Big Ol Boy with a glancing jab to the chest. Big Ol Boy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bangz probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Big Ol Boy ducks.
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-Bangz attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Big Ol Boy hides behind his gloves.
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+Big Ol Boy shakes Bangz with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Bangz attacks with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Big Ol Boy deftly avoits it.
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+Bangz annoys Big Ol Boy with a series of mean punches to the ribs! Big Ol Boy quickly recovers.
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-Bangz tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Big Ol Boy ties him up.
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+Big Ol Boy nails Bangz with a series of punches to the jaw. Bangz shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bangz charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Big Ol Boy takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 12 of 41 punches, and Big Ol Boy landed 11 of 16 punches.

Big Ol Boy won the round 10-9

Big Ol Boy is winning the fight 40-35

Bangz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Ol Boy looks exhausted.

ROUND 5

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Ol Boy stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bangz launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Big Ol Boy lands a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
-Bangz probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Big Ol Boy hides behind his gloves.
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-Bangz paws a left jab to the chest, but misses.
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-Bangz tries a right jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Big Ol Boy pokes Bangz with a off balance jab to the face. Bangz sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bangz paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Big Ol Boy ducks just in time.
-Bangz tries a left right to the ribs, but Big Ol Boy deftly avoits it.
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-Bangz throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Big Ol Boy ducks just in time.
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-Bangz throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Bangz attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Bangz throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Big Ol Boy smacks Bangz with a series of quick punches to the eye!
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-Bangz throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Big Ol Boy escapes.
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+Bangz drills Big Ol Boy with a nasty jab to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 15 of 59 punches, and Big Ol Boy landed 13 of 16 punches.

Big Ol Boy won the round 10-9

Big Ol Boy is winning the fight 50-44

Bangz is obviously tired.

Big Ol Boy receives medical attention from his trainer.

ROUND 6

Bangz is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Ol Boy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Bangz thumps Big Ol Boy with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Big Ol Boy tries to land a series of right punches to the mouth, but Bangz ducks.
-Bangz throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Bangz fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Bangz attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Big Ol Boy takes it in the forearms.
-Bangz probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Big Ol Boy blocks.
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-Bangz throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Big Ol Boy ducks.
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-Bangz paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Big Ol Boy hides behind his gloves.
-Bangz lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Big Ol Boy pops Bangz with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. Bangz gets mad!
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-Bangz lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Bangz lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Big Ol Boy backs out of it.
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+Bangz pounds Big Ol Boy with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus!! Big Ol Boy quickly recovers.
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-Bangz tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Big Ol Boy takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 16 of 54 punches, and Big Ol Boy landed 10 of 15 punches.

Big Ol Boy won the round 10-9

Big Ol Boy is winning the fight 60-53

Bangz is obviously tired.

Big Ol Boy can't remember which corner is his.

ROUND 7

Bangz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Big Ol Boy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Big Ol Boy launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Big Ol Boy attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Bangz beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bangz attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Big Ol Boy takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Why tf did I make this Bangz landed 3 of 7 punches, and Big Ol Boy landed 5 of 15 punches.

Big Ol Boy won the round 10-9

Big Ol Boy is winning the fight 70-62

Bangz is obviously tired.

Big Ol Boy can't remember which corner is his.

ROUND 8

Bangz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Big Ol Boy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Big Ol Boy attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Big Ol Boy tries a volley of punches to the face, but Bangz steps aside and laughs.
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+Bangz connects with a volley of punches to the head. Big Ol Boy gets mad! Bangz smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Big Ol Boy seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Why tf did I make this Bangz wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bangz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Ol Boy can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Ol Boy 10-8
Round 2: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 3: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 4: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 5: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 6: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 7: Big Ol Boy 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Ol Boy 10-8
Round 2: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 3: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 4: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 5: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Big Ol Boy 10-9

George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Ol Boy 10-8
Round 2: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 3: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 4: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 5: Big Ol Boy 10-9
Round 6: Why tf did I make this Bangz 10-9
Round 7: Big Ol Boy 10-9

Why tf did I make this Bangz wins by a technical knockout!