Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Stupid is as stupid does defeated "Bud Light" by unanimous decision: 115-109, 115-109, 115-109.Match Wednesday, March 5, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Stupid is as stupid does !!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is "Bud Light"!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bud Light attacks with a series of wild shots to the mouth.
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+Does pokes Bud Light with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+Bud Light pounds Does with a wild cross to the head!
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+Bud Light hammers Does with a combination to the mouth!
-Does charges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Bud Light stays away from it.
+Does pounds Bud Light with a series of wild blows to the head.
Does lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Bud Light staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Bud Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Does launches a right left to the mouth, but Bud Light deftly avoits it.
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+Bud Light nails Does with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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The fighters study each other.
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+Bud Light attacks with a flurry of hard blows to the mouth!
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+Bud Light tosses a volley of combinations to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 7 of 26 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 25 of 25 punches.
Stupid is as stupid does won the round 10-8
Stupid is as stupid does is winning the fight 10-8
Does doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bud Light doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Does lashes out with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Bud Light blocks.
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-Does paws a flurry of right blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Bud Light hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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+Bud Light tattoos Does with a loud jab to the chest! Does retreats to the far corner.
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+Bud Light tosses a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Bud Light tags Does with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Bud Light grazes Does with a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
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+Does hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Does lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Bud Light lands a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Bud Light punches Does with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 6 of 24 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 37 of 42 punches.
"Bud Light" won the round 10-9
Stupid is as stupid does is winning the fight 19-18
Does doesn't even want to rest!
Bud Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Bud Light scores with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Bud Light smashes Does with a series of heavy punches to the face.
+Bud Light pokes Does with a painful right to the chest.
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-Does lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but Bud Light ducks.
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-Does probes with a flurry of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
+Bud Light fires a barrage of nasty punches to the chin!
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+Does pummels Bud Light with a powerful right to the eye!
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+Bud Light clocks Does with a series of blows to the eye.
+Bud Light fires a pair of nice punches to the chest.
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-Does throws a pair of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Bud Light smashes Does with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 7 of 23 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 39 of 39 punches.
"Bud Light" won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Does remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bud Light grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Does launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but Bud Light hides behind his gloves.
+Bud Light tags Does with a pair of glancing blows to the ribs.
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+Bud Light lashes out with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Bud Light hurts Does with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Does throws a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Bud Light ducks just in time.
-Does attempts a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but misses.
+Does grazes Bud Light with a heavy uppercut to the face.
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+Bud Light belts Does with a glancing jab to the face!
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+Bud Light nails Does with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Does paws a series of shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Bud Light probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Does takes it in the forearms.
+Bud Light suprises Does with a furious roundhouse to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 6 of 24 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 40 of 47 punches.
"Bud Light" won the round 10-9
"Bud Light" is winning the fight 38-37
Does remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bud Light grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Does charges with a left hook to the eye, but Bud Light covers himself well.
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+Bud Light pummels Does with a flurry of punches to the face. Does ignores it.
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+Bud Light backs up Does with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Bud Light wallops Does with a barrage of punches to the face! Does gets mad!
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+Bud Light tags Does with a series of punches to the chest!! Does retreats to the far corner.
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+Bud Light annoys Does with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw!!
+Does connects with a pair of punches to the mouth!
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+Bud Light lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Bud Light attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but Does escapes.
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-Does throws a right jab to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Bud Light stuns Does with a jab to the face.
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-Does attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Bud Light steps aside.
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+Bud Light smacks Does with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 7 of 23 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 44 of 55 punches.
"Bud Light" won the round 10-9
"Bud Light" is winning the fight 48-46
Does remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bud Light is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bud Light punches Does with a series of punches to the nose! Does doesn't seem bothered.
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-Does throws a series of shots to the head, but Bud Light leaps aside.
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+Bud Light fires a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Does launches a barrage of left blows to the head, but Bud Light narrowly avoids it
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-Does tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Does solidly lands a stinging roundhouse to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 6 of 25 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 11 of 17 punches.
Stupid is as stupid does won the round 10-9
"Bud Light" is winning the fight 57-56
Does remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bud Light is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bud Light annoys Does with a volley of stiff punches to the chin. Does asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Does hits with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Does attempts a flurry of left punches to the head, but Bud Light leaps aside.
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-Does launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Does attacks with a series of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 6 of 22 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 7 of 7 punches.
Stupid is as stupid does won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Does remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bud Light is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Bud Light belts Does with a volley of nice punches to the eye.
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-Does lashes out with a left left to the head, but goes wide.
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+Bud Light lands a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Does slams Bud Light with a barrage of quick punches to the chin. Bud Light shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bud Light fires a series of stinging punches to the mouth. Does ignores it.
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+Bud Light tosses a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Bud Light punches Does with a volley of painful punches to the head!
-Bud Light probes with a left straight right to the nose, but Does backs out of it.
-Does lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Bud Light covers himself well.
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+Bud Light fires a barrage of shots to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 8 of 24 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 42 of 47 punches.
"Bud Light" won the round 10-9
"Bud Light" is winning the fight 76-75
Does remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bud Light is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Does lashes out with a hook to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Does attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Does paws a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Bud Light hits Does with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Bud Light fires a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Does lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 6 of 24 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 12 of 15 punches.
Stupid is as stupid does won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Does remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bud Light is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Bud Light connects with a cross to the ribs.
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+Bud Light backs up Does with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
-Does throws a pair of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Does paws a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Does lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Does hits Bud Light with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Does lands a powerful left punch in the nose and Bud Light is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Bud Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Does lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Bud Light tosses a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Bud Light hurts Does with a painful left to the jaw.
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+Bud Light lands a jab to the temple. Does quickly recovers.
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+Bud Light takes charge with a volley of punches to the ribs!! Does asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Does tags Bud Light with a series of blows to the eye. Bud Light sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bud Light throws a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Bud Light hits with a pair of light punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 7 of 25 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 39 of 48 punches.
Stupid is as stupid does won the round 10-8
Stupid is as stupid does is winning the fight 95-93
Does remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bud Light is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Does tries a volley of right blows to the chin, but Bud Light ducks.
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+Bud Light pops Does with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Does throws a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Bud Light whacks Does with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Does shakes his head to clear it.
+Bud Light hurts Does with a jab to the nose.
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-Bud Light probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Bud Light fires a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw. Does shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bud Light annoys Does with a stinging sweeping right to the jaw!!
+Does stuns Bud Light with a series of glancing shots to the eye.
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+Bud Light pummels Does with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus!! Does beats a hasty retreat.
+Bud Light clocks Does with a light straight right to the chin.
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+Does fires a volley of wild shots to the eye. Bud Light gets mad!
Does lands a well placed blow to the head and Bud Light drops like a stone!!
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Bud Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bud Light probes with a jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 8 of 25 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 28 of 50 punches.
Stupid is as stupid does won the round 10-8
Stupid is as stupid does is winning the fight 105-101
Does remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bud Light looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Does is brawling. (inside)
Bud Light is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Does probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Bud Light takes it in the forearms.
+Does annoys Bud Light with a series of vicious shots to the jaw.
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+Bud Light tattoos Does with a straight right to the ribs.
+Does throws a furious straight right to the nose. Bud Light covers up.
Does lands a cruel right blow to the temple and Bud Light falls to the canvas!!
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Bud Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bud Light solidly lands a hook to the jaw.
-Bud Light tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Bud Light probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Does escapes.
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+Bud Light catches Does with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Bud Light attacks with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
-Bud Light tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Bud Light connects with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth!
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+Bud Light connects with a quick jab to the chin.
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+Bud Light connects with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stupid is as stupid does landed 8 of 25 punches, and "Bud Light" landed 28 of 46 punches.
Stupid is as stupid does won the round 10-8
Stupid is as stupid does is winning the fight 115-109
Does grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bud Light looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Round 2: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 3: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 4: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 5: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 6: Stupid is as stupid does 10-9
Round 7: Stupid is as stupid does 10-9
Round 8: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 9: Stupid is as stupid does 10-9
Round 10: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Round 11: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Round 12: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Total Score: Stupid is as stupid does 115-109
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Round 2: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 3: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 4: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 5: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 6: Stupid is as stupid does 10-9
Round 7: Stupid is as stupid does 10-9
Round 8: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 9: Stupid is as stupid does 10-9
Round 10: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Round 11: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Round 12: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Total Score: Stupid is as stupid does 115-109
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Round 2: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 3: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 4: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 5: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 6: Stupid is as stupid does 10-9
Round 7: Stupid is as stupid does 10-9
Round 8: "Bud Light" 10-9
Round 9: Stupid is as stupid does 10-9
Round 10: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Round 11: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Round 12: Stupid is as stupid does 10-8
Total Score: Stupid is as stupid does 115-109
Stupid is as stupid does wins by decision!
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