Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) The Baltimore Bomb defeated Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, March 5, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is The Baltimore Bomb!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
The Baltimore Bomb is using the ring. (using the ring)
Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+The Baltimore Bomb hits with a volley of quick punches to the head!
+The Baltimore Bomb tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the eye. Walk Like An Egyptian ignores it.
-The Baltimore Bomb attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Walk Like An Egyptian steps aside.
-The Baltimore Bomb tries a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Walk Like An Egyptian solidly lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+The Baltimore Bomb annoys Walk Like An Egyptian with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian smacks The Baltimore Bomb with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Walk Like An Egyptian hits The Baltimore Bomb with a vicious jab to the temple!
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-The Baltimore Bomb lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Walk Like An Egyptian deftly avoits it.
+Walk Like An Egyptian hammers The Baltimore Bomb with a pair of light punches to the face.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian lands a light left to the chest.
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-The Baltimore Bomb probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Walk Like An Egyptian backs out of it.
+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian pokes The Baltimore Bomb with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Walk Like An Egyptian backs up The Baltimore Bomb with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+The Baltimore Bomb lashes out with a barrage of strong punches to the chest. Walk Like An Egyptian sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Baltimore Bomb lands a series of glancing punches to the chest. Walk Like An Egyptian seems wobbly!
+The Baltimore Bomb hammers Walk Like An Egyptian with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
-The Baltimore Bomb throws a series of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-The Baltimore Bomb probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Walk Like An Egyptian steps aside and laughs.
+The Baltimore Bomb fires a barrage of punches to the stomach. Walk Like An Egyptian retreats to the far corner.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian attacks with a left to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Walk Like An Egyptian connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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+The Baltimore Bomb thumps Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
-The Baltimore Bomb tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but Walk Like An Egyptian narrowly avoids it
+Walk Like An Egyptian belts The Baltimore Bomb with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Baltimore Bomb landed 34 of 71 punches, and Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 51 of 57 punches.
Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9
Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 10-9
The Baltimore Bomb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Walk Like An Egyptian collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
The Baltimore Bomb is using the ring. (using the ring)
Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
-The Baltimore Bomb probes with a volley of left shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-The Baltimore Bomb paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-The Baltimore Bomb launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but Walk Like An Egyptian deftly avoits it.
+The Baltimore Bomb throws a volley of solid punches to the eye. Walk Like An Egyptian laughs! The Baltimore Bomb sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Walk Like An Egyptian is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
The Baltimore Bomb wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Baltimore Bomb is slowing down.
Walk Like An Egyptian can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
The Baltimore Bomb wins by a technical knockout!
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