Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) He �IS� Him defeated Straw Dork Boom III by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, February 24, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 92 pounds (42 kilograms) is He �IS� Him!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
He �Is� Him is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+He �Is� Him connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
He �Is� Him lands a quick right blow to the head and Straw collapses!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw connects with a series of quick punches to the chin. He �Is� Him retreats to the far corner.
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-Straw throws a flurry of combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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+He �Is� Him hammers Straw with a furious jab to the stomach. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Straw charges with a left straight right to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Straw throws a right cross to the face, but He �Is� Him ties him up.
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+He �Is� Him pops Straw with a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
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+Straw fires He �Is� Him with a bite to the ear! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-He �Is� Him launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+He �Is� Him tosses a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
He �Is� Him lands a decisive haymaker and Straw falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
He �IS� Him wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
He �Is� Him doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
He �IS� Him wins by a knockout!
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