Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, February 7, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never throws a flurry of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Never hits with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus!!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never belts Slammer with a roundhouse to the chest.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never charges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Never annoys Slammer with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 12 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never attacks with a straight right to the stomach, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never throws a right jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never hits with a series of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Slammer charges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Never beats a hasty retreat.
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-Never attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but Slammer ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 11 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never takes charge with a barrage of commanding shots to the chest!
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-Never charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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-Never lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attacks with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries a barrage of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Never annoys Slammer with a stinging sweeping right to the chest. Slammer laughs!
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+Slammer solidly lands a pair of punches to the face. Slammer is raining blows! Never is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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