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(Super-Welterweight) Harold Johnson defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, February 6, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Harold Johnson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Tutu! lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Tutu! lashes out with a right jab to the stomach, but Johnson ducks.
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+Tutu! belts Johnson with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus. Johnson grimaces in pain.
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-Tutu! tries a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 34 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson lunges with a series of shots to the jaw, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Tutu! launches a left jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! launches a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 24 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 9 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Tutu! launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Johnson hits with a volley of shots to the eye. Johnson strikes at will! Tutu! falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Harold Johnson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Harold Johnson wins by a technical knockout!