Public Fight Report

(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, February 5, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a series of blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri hits with a volley of powerful shots to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a straight right to the solar plexus, but Siri backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a barrage of solid blows to the stomach!
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9

Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 2

Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Siri wallops Dorkness 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a left hook to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Siri narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Siri with a barrage of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18

Siri grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.

ROUND 3

Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 4 charges with a jab to the chest, but Siri escapes.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Siri ties him up.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a volley of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Siri deftly avoits it.
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+Siri hits with a flurry of blows to the chin!
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 6 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27

Siri is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.

ROUND 4

Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but Siri takes it in the forearms.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri tosses a off balance hook to the nose!! Dorkness 4 ignores it. Siri is raining blows! Dorkness 4 falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Siri is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!