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Public Fight Report Match Monday, January 27, 2025 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) -Eater probes with a uppercut to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it. +Dorkness 1 hits with a painful hook to the jaw. +Dorkness 1 grazes Eater with a loud combination to the jaw. Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous haymaker and Eater is knocked off his feet!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!