Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Shtupit Dummy Head defeated Wasteland by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Sunday, January 19, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Shtupit Dummy Head!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Wasteland!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Shtupit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wasteland feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Shtupit tosses a pair of shots to the chest. Wasteland is hurt!
Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wasteland throws a barrage of mean feints to the solar plexus. Shtupit hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Shtupit fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Wasteland hits with a series of loud shots to the ribs.
+Wasteland jars Shtupit with a volley of vicious shots to the ribs. Shtupit asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Shtupit fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but Wasteland deftly avoits it.
+Shtupit belts Wasteland with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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-Shtupit attempts a feint and then a jab to the stomach, but Wasteland ducks just in time.
Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wasteland pummels Shtupit with a volley of commanding combinations to the chest.
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-Shtupit throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Wasteland deftly avoits it.
Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wasteland lands a flurry of nice shots to the ribs.
+Wasteland lashes out with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus.
-Shtupit throws a left hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Wasteland hammers Shtupit with a barrage of solid combinations to the stomach!
Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Shtupit Dummy Head landed 17 of 39 punches, and Wasteland landed 37 of 37 punches.
Wasteland won the round 10-9
Wasteland is winning the fight 10-9
Shtupit doesn't want to stop fighting!
Wasteland remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Shtupit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wasteland feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Shtupit pummels Wasteland with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Wasteland belts Shtupit with a pair of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shtupit attempts a volley of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Wasteland pounds Shtupit with a pair of vicious feints to the ribs.
+Wasteland tattoos Shtupit with a pair of feints to the stomach.
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+Shtupit hits with a flurry of painful blows to the stomach.
-Shtupit tries a series of right shots to the stomach, but Wasteland leaps aside.
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-Shtupit attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Wasteland quickly backs away.
Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shtupit suprises Wasteland with a flurry of off balance shots to the solar plexus!
-Shtupit attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Wasteland blocks.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
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+Wasteland tags Shtupit with a wild counter-punch to the stomach. Shtupit shakes his head to clear it.
-Shtupit throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Wasteland deftly avoits it.
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+Wasteland lands a powerful feint and then an uppercut to the chest. Shtupit covers up.
+Shtupit hammers Wasteland with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Wasteland tags Shtupit with a painful feint and then a jab to the solar plexus!
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-Wasteland probes with a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Shtupit deftly avoits it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Shtupit Dummy Head landed 18 of 42 punches, and Wasteland landed 36 of 41 punches.
Wasteland won the round 10-9
Wasteland is winning the fight 20-18
Shtupit doesn't even want to rest!
Wasteland is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Shtupit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wasteland feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Wasteland fires a pair of nice feints to the chest. Shtupit beats a hasty retreat.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shtupit rocks Wasteland with a glancing feint and then a hook to the stomach. Wasteland hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wasteland tries to land a barrage of feints to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wasteland fires a series of strong feints to the ribs.
-Shtupit probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Wasteland ties him up.
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+Wasteland jars Shtupit with a series of solid shots to the stomach!
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+Wasteland tosses a series of commanding feints to the chest.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wasteland connects with a flurry of quick feints to the ribs.
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+Wasteland wallops Shtupit with a volley of light feints to the stomach. Shtupit gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shtupit Dummy Head landed 7 of 17 punches, and Wasteland landed 30 of 42 punches.
Wasteland won the round 10-9
Wasteland is winning the fight 30-27
Shtupit doesn't even want to rest!
Wasteland looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Shtupit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wasteland feints and fakes. (feinting)
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wasteland tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shtupit fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Wasteland ducks.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wasteland hits Shtupit with a volley of off balance feints to the stomach.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Shtupit wallops Wasteland with a series of furious blows to the chest. Wasteland backpedals to his own corner.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wasteland tosses a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Shtupit Dummy Head landed 10 of 17 punches, and Wasteland landed 21 of 39 punches.
Shtupit Dummy Head won the round 10-9
Wasteland is winning the fight 39-37
Shtupit doesn't even want to rest!
Wasteland receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 5
Shtupit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wasteland feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Wasteland hits Shtupit with a series of combinations to the stomach. Shtupit beats a hasty retreat.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wasteland lashes out with a series of feints to the stomach, but Shtupit beats a hasty retreat.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shtupit probes with a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wasteland tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Wasteland tosses a series of strong feints to the stomach. Shtupit hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wasteland tries to attack, but Shtupit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wasteland launches a left combination to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Shtupit tags Wasteland with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Shtupit smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Wasteland starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Shtupit Dummy Head wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Shtupit doesn't even want to rest!
Wasteland can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Wasteland 10-9
Round 2: Wasteland 10-9
Round 3: Wasteland 10-9
Round 4: Shtupit Dummy Head 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Wasteland 10-9
Round 2: Wasteland 10-9
Round 3: Wasteland 10-9
Round 4: Shtupit Dummy Head 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Wasteland 10-9
Round 2: Wasteland 10-9
Round 3: Wasteland 10-9
Round 4: Shtupit Dummy Head 10-9
Shtupit Dummy Head wins by a technical knockout!
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