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(Middleweight) This N*!!a slow asf defeated Lane Cramer by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Tuesday, January 14, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 156 pounds (71 kilograms) is This N*!!a slow asf!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Lane Cramer!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

This clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cramer comes out fighting.

Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-This lunges with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Cramer deftly avoits it.
-This probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Cramer escapes.
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-Cramer attempts a pair of punches to the face, but This covers himself well.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Cramer belts This with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Cramer attacks with a barrage of shots to the face, but This hides behind his gloves.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Cramer pops This with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 4 of 22 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 11 of 33 punches.

Lane Cramer won the round 10-9

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 10-9


This doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cramer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

This clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cramer comes out fighting.

Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This attempts a jab to the ribs, but Cramer escapes.
+Cramer annoys This with a pair of painful shots to the stomach!
+Cramer hits with a barrage of strong blows to the solar plexus! This hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cramer tattoos This with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but Cramer ducks.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-This lunges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 3 of 25 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 15 of 35 punches.

Lane Cramer won the round 10-9

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 20-18


This doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cramer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

This clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cramer comes out fighting.

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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This paws a left uppercut to the jaw, but falls short.
-This lunges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-This launches a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Cramer narrowly avoids it
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-This lashes out with a volley of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Cramer throws a pair of strong blows to the stomach.
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-Cramer fires a pair of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This launches a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Cramer blocks.
Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This takes charge with a glancing roundhouse to the head.
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+Cramer tags This with a flurry of commanding blows to the ribs!
Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Cramer lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but This stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 5 of 33 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 12 of 34 punches.

Lane Cramer won the round 10-9

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 30-27


This doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

This clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cramer is using the ring. (using the ring)

Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cramer fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Cramer grazes This with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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-This throws a flurry of blows to the head, but falls short.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cramer attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but This takes it in the forearms.
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-This tries a barrage of left blows to the nose, but falls short.
+This smashes Cramer with a series of blows to the mouth.
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-This lunges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Cramer escapes.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This attacks with a right hook to the eye, but Cramer stays away from it.
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-This launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Cramer hammers This with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 7 of 32 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 12 of 24 punches.

This N*!!a slow asf won the round 10-9

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 39-37


This doesn't even want to rest!

Cramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

This clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cramer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cramer tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but This hides behind his gloves.
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-This attempts a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Cramer covers himself well.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This lashes out with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Cramer hides behind his gloves.
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-This probes with a volley of shots to the face, but Cramer beats a hasty retreat.
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-This tries a pair of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-This probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This belts Cramer with a flurry of blows to the temple. Cramer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Cramer annoys This with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Cramer clocks This with a flurry of light punches to the jaw. This shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 6 of 32 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 10 of 26 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 49-47


This doesn't even want to rest!

Cramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

This clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cramer comes out fighting.

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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but Cramer steps aside and laughs.
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+Cramer suprises This with a series of shots to the temple.
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-This lunges with a barrage of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cramer stuns This with a flurry of shots to the chin.
-Cramer fires a series of left shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
+This pummels Cramer with a barrage of punches to the eye. Cramer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This attempts a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Cramer ducks.
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-This tries a flurry of blows to the eye, but Cramer blocks.
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-Cramer lashes out with a series of shots to the temple, but This steps aside.
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-Cramer tries to land a right straight right to the face, but This stays away from it.
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-This attempts a uppercut to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 6 of 32 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 12 of 32 punches.

Lane Cramer won the round 10-9

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 59-56


This doesn't even want to rest!

Cramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

This clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cramer comes out fighting.

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+This suprises Cramer with a uppercut to the nose.
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-Cramer attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but This ties him up.
-This attacks with a series of left shots to the temple, but Cramer deftly avoits it.
Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This probes with a series of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Cramer throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but This leaps aside.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cramer fires a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but This steps aside.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cramer fires a jab to the solar plexus, but This narrowly avoids it
-Cramer probes with a right right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-This probes with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Cramer ducks just in time.
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+Cramer pokes This with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
-This lunges with a volley of right blows to the nose, but Cramer stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 8 of 32 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 10 of 33 punches.

This N*!!a slow asf won the round 10-9

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 68-66


This doesn't even want to rest!

Cramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

This grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Cramer looks for the right opportunity.

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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This throws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Cramer quickly backs away.
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+Cramer fires a barrage of glancing shots to the face! This is hurt!
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-This attempts a flurry of left shots to the face, but Cramer ducks.
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+Cramer jars This with a barrage of wild shots to the temple.
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-This paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Cramer hides behind his gloves.
-This probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Cramer throws a pair of blows to the temple, but This ties him up.
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-This throws a series of punches to the nose, but Cramer narrowly avoids it
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 5 of 29 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 17 of 35 punches.

Lane Cramer won the round 10-9

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 78-75


This remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

This grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Cramer comes out fighting.

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-This launches a volley of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-This lunges with a volley of right shots to the face, but Cramer blocks.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This launches a barrage of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Cramer annoys This with a light left to the chest.
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Cramer tries to attack, but This hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Cramer throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but This ducks.
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+Cramer lands a series of powerful blows to the chest.
-This launches a barrage of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 5 of 32 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 12 of 25 punches.

Lane Cramer won the round 10-9

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 88-84


This remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

This is brawling. (inside)
Cramer looks for the right opportunity.

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-This attacks with a series of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
-This probes with a volley of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-This lunges with a series of right shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-This throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Cramer covers himself well.
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+Cramer tosses a flurry of stiff shots to the face.
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+Cramer smacks This with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Cramer tattoos This with a series of nice blows to the mouth. This backpedals to his own corner.
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-This probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but Cramer takes it in the forearms.
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-This charges with a series of right blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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-This probes with a left uppercut to the jaw, but Cramer ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This N*!!a slow asf landed 6 of 40 punches, and Lane Cramer landed 13 of 14 punches.

This N*!!a slow asf won the round 10-9

Lane Cramer is winning the fight 97-94


This remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

This is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Cramer fights inside. (inside)

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+This tags Cramer with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
This lands a cruel right punch in the nose and Cramer falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
This N*!!a slow asf wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
This is slowing down. He has a broken jaw.

Cramer looks exhausted. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Lane Cramer continue the fight! This N*!!a slow asf wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 2: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 3: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 4: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 5: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 6: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 7: This N*!!a slow asf 10-9
Round 8: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 9: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 2: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 3: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 4: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 5: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 6: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 7: This N*!!a slow asf 10-9
Round 8: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 9: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 10: Lane Cramer 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 2: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 3: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 6: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 9: Lane Cramer 10-9
Round 10: This N*!!a slow asf 10-9

This N*!!a slow asf wins by a knockout!