Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, January 15, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of left shots to the chest, but Siri beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 hurts Siri with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 4 attempts a hook to the stomach, but falls short.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of shots to the stomach. Siri seems wobbly!
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+Siri hits with a heavy straight right to the temple!
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a barrage of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Siri with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach! Siri sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Siri grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 4 throws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Siri quickly backs away.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of light shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 7 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Siri is obviously tired.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Siri drills Dorkness 4 with a series of blows to the face. Dorkness 4 laughs! Siri strikes at will! Dorkness 4 can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri is obviously tired.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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