Public Fight Report

(Bantamweight) Dogfish Head "90 Minute" IPA defeated Big Boys Monster VIII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Tuesday, January 14, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster VIII!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 71 pounds (32 kilograms) is Dogfish Head "90 Minute" IPA!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Big Boys Monster Viii is using the ring. (using the ring)
90 Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Big Boys Monster Viii lands a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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+90 Minute strikes with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
+90 Minute connects with a series of vicious punches to the head.
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-Big Boys Monster Viii tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Big Boys Monster Viii scores with a loud jab to the nose.
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-Big Boys Monster Viii probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Big Boys Monster Viii tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Big Boys Monster Viii attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Big Boys Monster Viii launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Big Boys Monster Viii staggers 90 Minute with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Big Boys Monster Viii tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Big Boys Monster Viii throws a straight right to the temple, but loses his balance.
-90 Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Big Boys Monster Viii thumps 90 Minute with a cross to the ribs.
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-Big Boys Monster Viii throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Big Boys Monster Viii slams 90 Minute with a pair of punches to the chin! 90 Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+90 Minute annoys Big Boys Monster Viii with a flurry of mean shots to the eye. 90 Minute strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Big Boys Monster Viii is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Dogfish Head "90 Minute" IPA wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Big Boys Monster Viii can't remember which corner is his.

90 Minute is obviously tired.

Dogfish Head "90 Minute" IPA wins by a technical knockout!