Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Burt Simmons defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 13, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Burt Simmons!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Simmons stays outside and uses his jab.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Simmons tags Dorkness 1 with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
+Simmons clocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
Simmons lands a well placed left smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Burt Simmons wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Simmons doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Burt Simmons wins by a knockout!
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