Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Laughable SH defeated BOT-197002 by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Tuesday, January 7, 2025In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 952 pounds (432 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 3 inches (221 centimeters) tall weighing in at 350 pounds (159 kilograms) is BOT-197002!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-197002 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Bot-197002 launches a volley of right punches to the nose, but Laughable steps aside.
+Laughable fires a volley of wild punches to the eye. Bot-197002 doesn't notice.
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+Laughable punches Bot-197002 with a heavy cross to the face.
+Laughable scores with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
+Laughable stuns Bot-197002 with a jab to the mouth. Bot-197002 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-197002 whacks Laughable with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-197002 tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Bot-197002 slams Laughable with a barrage of solid punches to the head. Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
+Laughable attacks with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
+Laughable hits with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
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+Bot-197002 slams Laughable with a pair of wild punches to the head. Laughable covers up.
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+Laughable grazes Bot-197002 with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Laughable pounds Bot-197002 with a furious left to the eye.
+Laughable hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Laughable tags Bot-197002 with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Bot-197002 falls against the ropes!
+Bot-197002 pops Laughable with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple. Laughable doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot-197002 throws a volley of quick punches to the nose.
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-Bot-197002 launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but Laughable ducks just in time.
+Laughable lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Bot-197002 launches a right straight right to the head, but Laughable ducks just in time.
+Laughable hits with a left to the nose. Bot-197002 doesn't notice.
-Bot-197002 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Laughable attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Bot-197002 staggers Laughable with a series of commanding punches to the temple.
+Laughable lashes out with a barrage of off balance blows to the ribs.
-Bot-197002 charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 64 of 64 punches, and BOT-197002 landed 36 of 68 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-9
Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-197002 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-197002 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Laughable pounds Bot-197002 with a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Bot-197002 covers up.
+Laughable thumps Bot-197002 with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
+Laughable smacks Bot-197002 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-197002 slams Laughable with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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+Laughable thumps Bot-197002 with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Laughable lashes out with a volley of commanding shots to the temple. Bot-197002 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Laughable annoys Bot-197002 with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Laughable punches Bot-197002 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Laughable tosses a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Bot-197002 doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-197002 hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Laughable grazes Bot-197002 with a stiff jab to the jaw. Bot-197002 backpedals to his own corner.
+Laughable lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap shots to the mouth.
+Laughable hits with a barrage of punches to the chin!
+Laughable tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
-Bot-197002 paws a left to the nose, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
+Bot-197002 punches Laughable with a series of solid shots to the eye.
+Bot-197002 jars Laughable with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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+Laughable pummels Bot-197002 with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw. Bot-197002 doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-197002 attacks with a cross to the eye. Laughable is hurt!
+Laughable lands a barrage of strong punches to the stomach!
-Bot-197002 paws a jab to the mouth, but Laughable stays away from it.
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+Bot-197002 grazes Laughable with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
+Bot-197002 hits with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
+Laughable smacks Bot-197002 with a light roundhouse to the head.
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-Bot-197002 launches a series of punches to the eye, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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-Bot-197002 tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but Laughable stays away from it.
+Bot-197002 hits with a light straight right to the head.
+Bot-197002 tags Laughable with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
+Laughable hammers Bot-197002 with a jab to the head. Bot-197002 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Laughable punches Bot-197002 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 68 of 74 punches, and BOT-197002 landed 46 of 77 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-18
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-197002 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-197002 is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Bot-197002 attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Laughable covers himself well.
-Bot-197002 launches a right jab to the chest, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
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+Laughable tags Bot-197002 with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Bot-197002 tosses a volley of punches to the head! Laughable backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bot-197002 probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Laughable punches Bot-197002 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Laughable annoys Bot-197002 with a straight right to the chest!
+Laughable hits with a volley of stiff shots to the chin.
+Bot-197002 throws a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach. Laughable covers up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-197002 solidly lands a light roundhouse to the chest.
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+Bot-197002 attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the temple. Laughable shakes his head to clear it.
+Bot-197002 catches Laughable with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Laughable wallops Bot-197002 with a volley of punches to the stomach!
+Laughable hammers Bot-197002 with a pair of light punches to the jaw. Bot-197002 ignores it.
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+Laughable thumps Bot-197002 with a volley of punches to the chin. Bot-197002 falls against the ropes!
+Bot-197002 annoys Laughable with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Laughable connects with a volley of punches to the jaw! Bot-197002 is hurt!
+Bot-197002 hits Laughable with a flurry of painful punches to the nose. Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-197002 tries to land a left left to the nose, but misses completely.
+Bot-197002 suprises Laughable with a vicious roundhouse to the ribs!! Laughable seems wobbly!
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-197002 jars Laughable with a series of mean punches to the stomach. Laughable doesn't seem bothered.
+Laughable lands a left to the chest.
+Laughable lands a heavy jab to the temple. Bot-197002 doesn't notice.
+Laughable attacks with a quick sweeping right to the temple.
+Laughable lands a flurry of blows to the stomach. Bot-197002 falls against the ropes!
-Bot-197002 attacks with a right jab to the face, but loses his balance.
+Bot-197002 pokes Laughable with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
+Laughable throws a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 72 of 74 punches, and BOT-197002 landed 46 of 73 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 30-27
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-197002 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-197002 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Laughable belts Bot-197002 with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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+Laughable shakes Bot-197002 with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth. Bot-197002 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Laughable annoys Bot-197002 with a pair of punches to the temple!
Laughable lands a well placed right cross to the jaw and Bot-197002 falls senseless!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Laughable SH wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Laughable grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.
Bot-197002 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Laughable SH wins by a knockout!
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