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(Featherweight) Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis defeated Dex by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, January 8, 2025

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Dex!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Dex stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dex throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Walk Like An Egyptian throws a series of punches to the head.
+Walk Like An Egyptian lands a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
Walk Like An Egyptian lands a terrific left blow to the head and Dex's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dex struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
Walk Like An Egyptian lands a terrific blow to the temple and Dex collapses!!

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Dex struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian nails Dex with a series of stinging punches to the nose. Dex hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a furious jab to the head.
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-Dex lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Walk Like An Egyptian backs out of it.
+Walk Like An Egyptian jars Dex with a series of punches to the eye.
Walk Like An Egyptian lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and Dex's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Walk Like An Egyptian collapses limply onto his stool.

Dex can't remember which corner is his.





Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis wins by a knockout!