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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 16, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Jhv covers up. Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... +Dorkness 1 slams Jhv with a pair of loud combinations to the head. Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Jhv lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Jhv struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 whacks Jhv with a head butt! The audience is howling! +Dorkness 1 staggers Jhv with a left to the face. Jhv sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Dorkness 1 lands a mighty uppercut and Jhv is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Jhv doesn't even want to rest! Dorkness 1 is slowing down. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!