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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 2, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Burt Simmons!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Simmons stays outside and uses his jab. Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... ... +Simmons attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth. Simmons lands a crashing blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 fires a series of light punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Simmons's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Simmons struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Simmons pummels Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the head!! Simmons lands a cruel hook and Dorkness 1's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Burt Simmons wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Simmons remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Burt Simmons wins by a knockout!