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Public Fight Report Match Monday, November 11, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is ZiggyStraw!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Ziggystraw is using the ring. (using the ring) +Dorkness 1 jars Ziggystraw with a vicious combination to the chin. +Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of vicious combinations to the temple. ... +Dorkness 1 annoys Ziggystraw with a powerful jab to the mouth. Dorkness 1 lands a devestating right blow to the head and Ziggystraw collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Ziggystraw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of furious combinations to the head. Ziggystraw asks for time to wipe off the blood. Dorkness 1 lands a resounding left haymaker and Ziggystraw's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 is slowing down. Ziggystraw is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!