Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) *(** defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, November 11, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is *(**!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
*(** clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+*(** fires a barrage of strong shots to the jaw. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
*(** lands a mighty uppercut and Dorkness 2's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but *(** hangs on until the referee separates them.
+*(** lands a pair of shots to the chin.
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+*(** takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the temple!
+*(** annoys Dorkness 2 with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
*(** lands a slow motion uppercut and Dorkness 2 falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
*(** wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
*(** can't remember which corner is his.
*(** wins by a knockout!
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