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Public Fight Report Match Monday, November 4, 2024 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Derrick "Tulip" Flowers!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Tulip is using the ring. (using the ring) Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Dorkness 2 stuns Tulip with a solid right to the stomach. Dorkness 2 lands a mighty uppercut and Tulip falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Tulip struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 2 punches Tulip with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus! Dorkness 2 lands a powerful left uppercut and Tulip lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Tulip struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Tulip hits with a series of punches to the ribs. +Tulip smashes Dorkness 2 with a series of mean punches to the ribs. ... +Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of strong shots to the solar plexus. ... Tulip tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. Tulip tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. -Dorkness 2 attempts a right to the stomach, but comes up empty. +Tulip hits Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the ribs! Tulip tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 2 connects with a flurry of blows to the chest. ... +Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach. Dorkness 2 lands a sudden right smash to the jaw and Tulip staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Tulip can't remember which corner is his. Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!