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(Strawweight) ."Ariana Santos". defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Monday, October 28, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is ."Ariana Santos".!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Ariana Santos backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 tags Ariana Santos with a low blow! This is terrible!
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Ariana Santos with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a series of combinations to the eye, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Ariana Santos with a flurry of nice combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Ariana Santos with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple! Ariana Santos sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Ariana Santos catches Dorkness 1 with a nice cross to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Ariana Santos covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a left combination to the head, but Ariana Santos steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

."Ariana Santos". landed 6 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Ariana Santos doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Ariana Santos backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 pokes Ariana Santos with a flurry of nasty combinations to the ribs. Ariana Santos laughs!
+Ariana Santos jolts Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
Ariana Santos lands a powerful blow to the head and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but Ariana Santos blocks.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but Ariana Santos ducks.
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+Ariana Santos connects with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Ariana Santos fires a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Ariana Santos with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Ariana Santos hits with a series of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner. Ariana Santos attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 1 begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
."Ariana Santos". wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Ariana Santos doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

."Ariana Santos". wins by a technical knockout!