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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, October 23, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Duke Jumper II!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Duke clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... +Duke hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the face. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood. Duke lands a vicious right hook and Dorkness 4 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... ... Duke tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 4 jars Duke with a pair of punches to the chest. Dorkness 4 lands a blood spattering blow to the temple and Duke drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Duke struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 4 tattoos Duke with a barrage of punches to the ribs. +Dorkness 4 connects with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus! ... ... +Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the stomach. Duke sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Dorkness 4 lands a crashing right hook and Duke's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his. Duke can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the left eye. Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!