Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Burt Simmons defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, October 14, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Burt Simmons!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Simmons stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Simmons with a flurry of loud punches to the eye. Simmons sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Simmons with a barrage of nice combinations to the temple. Simmons is hurt!
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Simmons falls to the canvas!!
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Simmons struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Simmons strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
+Simmons jars Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the eye. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
Simmons lands a bone crushing haymaker and Dorkness 1 is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Burt Simmons wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Simmons remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Burt Simmons wins by a knockout!
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