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(Heavyweight) Salazar Beerguzzler defeated Conrad Arms by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Friday, April 02, 1999

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Conrad Arms!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Salazar Beerguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Conrad covers up.
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Conrad tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Conrad tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler catches Conrad with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Conrad fires a flurry of quick shots to the stomach. Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Conrad stuns Beerguzzler with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
Conrad tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conrad launches a straight right to the stomach, but Beerguzzler steps aside and laughs.
-Beerguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Conrad ties him up.
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+Conrad strikes with a volley of blows to the chest. Beerguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Conrad tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beerguzzler pounds Conrad with a solid hook to the stomach. Conrad sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Conrad fires Beerguzzler with a blow to the groin! How can the EKO commission stand for this behavior?
-Conrad charges with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Beerguzzler ducks.
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+Conrad wallops Beerguzzler with a loud jab to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Conrad Arms landed 23 of 33 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 8 of 16 punches.

Conrad Arms won the round 10-9

Conrad Arms is winning the fight 10-9


Conrad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Conrad covers up.
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Conrad whacks Beerguzzler with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus!!
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-Conrad probes with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+Conrad hits Beerguzzler with a pair of off balance shots to the chest.
+Conrad wakes up the fans with Beerguzzler with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
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Conrad tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conrad lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Conrad tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Conrad tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conrad shakes Beerguzzler with a volley of painful shots to the ribs.
+Conrad strikes with a hook to the stomach.
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Conrad tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler annoys Conrad with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Beerguzzler fires a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Conrad Arms landed 17 of 31 punches, and Salazar Beerguzzler landed 8 of 16 punches.

Conrad Arms won the round 10-9

Conrad Arms is winning the fight 20-18


Conrad doesn't even want to rest!

Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Conrad is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Beerguzzler is brawling. (inside)

+Beerguzzler hits with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
Beerguzzler lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Conrad staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Salazar Beerguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Conrad looks exhausted. He has a bloody nose.

Beerguzzler is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Conrad Arms 10-9
Round 2: Conrad Arms 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Conrad Arms 10-9
Round 2: Conrad Arms 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Conrad Arms 10-9
Round 2: Conrad Arms 10-9

Salazar Beerguzzler wins by a knockout!