Public Fight Report
    
        
            (Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Coal Cracker Jose by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, September 30, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! 
 
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Jose!! 
 
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. 
 ROUND 1
  
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
 
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+Dorkness 2 backs up Coal with a flurry of powerful blows to the ribs.   
+Dorkness 2 wallops Coal with a off balance hook to the chest!   
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them. 
Coal tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Coal with a flurry of punches to the stomach.   
Dorkness 2 lands a mighty left blow to the head and Coal's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! 
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Coal struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
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+Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.   
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The fighters circle. 
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them. 
+Dorkness 2 annoys Coal with a barrage of strong blows to the solar plexus.   
Dorkness 2 lands a mighty uppercut and Coal is knocked off his feet!! 
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 He's Out! 
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! 
 
BELL 
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. 
 
Coal can't remember which corner is his. 
 
  
 
 
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!
 
  
         
        
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