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(Cruiserweight) "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, September 21, 2024

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 193 pounds (88 kilograms) is "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

The Goverment Dust Bug stays outside and uses his jab.
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Boom I tattoos The Goverment Dust Bug with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of left blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the jaw. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug hits with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a decisive left blow to the temple and Boom I is flattened!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I lands a pair of blows to the nose! The Goverment Dust Bug grimaces in pain.
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+Boom I backs up The Goverment Dust Bug with a barrage of nasty blows to the jaw. The Goverment Dust Bug ignores it.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug throws a pair of shots to the eye.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug pops Boom I with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I hits The Goverment Dust Bug with a series of blows to the nose. The Goverment Dust Bug retreats to the far corner.
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-Boom I launches a cross to the face, but The Goverment Dust Bug steps aside.
+The Goverment Dust Bug hits with a volley of punches to the face. Boom I quickly recovers.
The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Goverment Dust Bug pummels Boom I with a barrage of punches to the head.
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a devestating blow to the temple and Boom I is knocked down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug lands a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Boom I wallops The Goverment Dust Bug with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails landed 24 of 31 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 13 of 23 punches.

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails won the round 10-7

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails is winning the fight 10-7


The Goverment Dust Bug doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

The Goverment Dust Bug stays outside and uses his jab.
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Boom I attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs!
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+Boom I strikes with a painful roundhouse to the stomach.
The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I solidly lands a pair of commanding blows to the chest.
The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug throws a powerful jab to the nose. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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-The Goverment Dust Bug paws a left jab to the temple, but Boom I quickly backs away.
The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I launches a roundhouse to the chest, but The Goverment Dust Bug deftly avoits it.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug lands a series of mean punches to the nose.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug wakes up the fans with a loud straight right to the jaw.
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a powerful left uppercut and Boom I is knocked out of the ring!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Goverment Dust Bug pounds Boom I with a pair of blows to the head. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a devestating cross to the jaw and Boom I is knocked out of the ring!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Goverment Dust Bug attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug smashes Boom I with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
-The Goverment Dust Bug attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Boom I steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails landed 19 of 34 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 16 punches.

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails won the round 10-7

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails is winning the fight 20-14


The Goverment Dust Bug remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

The Goverment Dust Bug stays outside and uses his jab.
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Boom I lashes out with a strong hook to the ribs.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug throws a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
+The Goverment Dust Bug solidly lands a volley of off balance punches to the nose!
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a cruel left blow to the temple and Boom I is knocked down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I scores with a nasty straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Boom I lands a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug wallops Boom I with a light left to the face. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug tosses a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Boom I staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-The Goverment Dust Bug fires a straight right to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug catches Boom I with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw. Boom I doesn't notice.
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-The Goverment Dust Bug fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but The Goverment Dust Bug hides behind his gloves.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
+Boom I lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails landed 18 of 35 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches.

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails won the round 10-7

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails is winning the fight 30-21


The Goverment Dust Bug grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Boom I is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

The Goverment Dust Bug stays outside and uses his jab.
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Goverment Dust Bug fires a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Boom I lunges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but The Goverment Dust Bug steps aside.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but The Goverment Dust Bug stays away from it.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails landed 5 of 8 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails is winning the fight 39-31


The Goverment Dust Bug grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Boom I is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

The Goverment Dust Bug stays outside and uses his jab.
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+The Goverment Dust Bug fires a nice uppercut to the head. Boom I falls against the ropes!
+Boom I hits with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach!
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+The Goverment Dust Bug pounds Boom I with a stiff right to the chin.
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a decisive left hook and Boom I goes down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Boom I throws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries a volley of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The Goverment Dust Bug tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug smacks Boom I with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+The Goverment Dust Bug backs up Boom I with a jab to the face. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Boom I collapses!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Goverment Dust Bug attacks with a series of painful punches to the temple!
+Boom I catches The Goverment Dust Bug with a pair of wild punches to the chest!
+The Goverment Dust Bug hurts Boom I with a series of punches to the jaw.
The Goverment Dust Bug lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Boom I falls to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Goverment Dust Bug is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Boom I is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-7
Round 2: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-7
Round 3: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-7
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-7
Round 2: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-7
Round 3: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-7
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-7
Round 2: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-7
Round 3: "The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails 10-7
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

"The Goverment Dust Bug" Chem Trails wins by a knockout!