Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, September 20, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
+Never pounds Slammer with a series of shots to the ribs. Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Never jars Slammer with a flurry of nice blows to the stomach.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer tries a series of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never paws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
-Never lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Slammer takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 11 of 21 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Never jolts Slammer with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Never probes with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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-Never fires a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Never jolts Slammer with a volley of quick shots to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 11 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never probes with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Never fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never catches Slammer with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 6 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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-Never paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Slammer escapes.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Slammer covers himself well.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer takes charge with a series of light punches to the stomach. Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Never seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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